Every single salty af thought I had while reading the “why you should watch ygo6″ slideshow. Every one. I need to go sooth myself now.
“Now we have card games in virtual reality!” Dude, we already had that. It was in DM. It’s a done cliche, my dude.
Ahh, immediate jump into plot without any explanation of any kind. Right.
You lost me at “vore.” The use of that word means an immediate loss of any seriousness and an immediate gain of disgust.
And there’s Yoshida’s “the bad guys aren’t really the bad guys, here are the real bad guys”
What do you mean the main protag “exists now, apparently.” Did he not exist before the five year timeskip???
And cue generic “our protag is ‘normal’ but not really” plot. As usual.
How’s he popular if he’s a rude fuck? Oh, you mean his fake self. Got it.
HOTDOG MAN HAS SAD LITTLE BROTHER STORY, HELLO ZE//X//AL
Whoo, amnesia plot once again
So they say there’s plot, and yet they can’t explain how the thing happened except by the phrase “power of the plot.” Not a good sign.
Of course ‘saku is wanted by everyone. He’s Yoshida’s main character. Legit everyone in the entire show will thirst for him.
The main character’s a complete asshole. Cue the “cinnamon roll” screams.
He can eat half the hot dog in one-- Yoshida, dude, srsly. Hide your thirst.
“Shaped like a--” What.
Okay, we already know plenty about Aoi irl. She revolves around her brother. This is the gross “little sister with a brother complex” fetish. The end.
The asshole protag’s sidekick is also an asshole. Just shoot me now.
Again, sTOP IT WITH THE VORE.
Ah, yes, the “real” rival. Four episodes in and we’ve already gotten to the backpedaling. Y’know, aside from “Aoi’s hiding her dueling from her brother. Oh, wait, her brother already knows.”
The robot has a robot slave. That he has sex with. What. The. Fuck.
Hotdog man is ‘saku’s only friend. Why? Cuz ‘saku’s a gAPING ASSHOLE.
I still can’t believe I had to read/hear “mysterious hotdog man” with my own eyes/ears.
What kinda name is “Bessho”? No, really, what language is that from?
What. Is wrong. With. Her hair.
The fans think that the cleaning robot is ho-- I don’t understand any of you.
Man, not only is he ugly, this guy’s characterization is just sad.
There we go. There’s butler boy.
How does focusing on plot make it different-- Oh. You mean how we get thrown straight into the plot? And how it no longer focuses on card games even tho that’s what ygo’s all about? And how the main reason why this franchise exists got shunted to the side? Y’know, there’s such a thing as focusing too much on plot. Back up a little, I can’t see properly if you’re shoving my face into the thing like that.
"Generic” isn’t a compliment. Unless you’re saying, “It’s okay, I guess. It’s not that bad. At least it’s generic!” And even then, that’s an insult disguised as a half-assed compliment.
If you mean it’s less like a ygo series and more like other anime outside of the category, then yes, it’s not like the other series. But that just gives me the same reason to watch any other franchise out there.
“Relatable characters.” That doesn’t make it different. All the other series had relatable characters. If you didn’t relate to any character in the other series, then that’s just your perspective.
“Voice actors you may or may not know”-- For the love of god, that’s any series out there! That doesn’t make it different from the other series, wtf
‘saku not being interested in dueling isn’t as endearing an idea anymore. Cuz he’s an asshole. I want my pre-Yoshida fanon ‘saku back.
And the robots fucked. Thanks for the announcement, I’ve only heard about it a gajillion times.
‘saku has committed homicide, add another one to the club.
Die, die, die, die, die, di--
Reaching with memes cuz you need something to anchor the audience apparently.
Of course there’s a pot of greed equivalent. They stopped using the actual card after they overused it in GX.
The V word has appeared for the third time, I officially hate this series.
In response to the last slide: No.
Also in response to the last slide: N o.
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Mai's arc really makes sense on a meta level like, it's almost as she realized she was a supporting character that got shafted real hard in BC and wants to catch up to the Main Boys and joined the Villains so she could have a chance against them (poor woman had no idea nothing can beat plot armor...)
btw i really like Ryuji this season he is so supportive and nice? not only to his friends but also Ryuzaku and Haga, whoever decided he had to be Sweet now was completely right, kinda makes me wish he was like that the entire show
also Ryuzaki and Haga has just become peak... enemies-to friends-to-partners in crime-to whatever, they went to America together so they could get rare fucking cards, gremlins in love
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