#alhaitham sitting in the room reading a book: you know youd be much harder to catch if you wore different colours

[ink-blot-thoughts]

Okay big brain thought time:

Phantom thief Haikaveh AU.

Kaveh is a phantom thief who loves his dramatics and stealing from rich people. Is still hella in debt cause he gives away everything like the most sopping wet rag version of Robin Hood. Uses mad architecture knowledge to evaluate buildings. His arch nemesis? Detective Alhaitham.

Meanwhile, Dectective Alhaitham is a bored detective who will not be working overtime on this new thief case, thank you very much. Accidentally keeps foiling Kaveh's heists by running into him and Kaveh can't keep himself from arguing with him and getting caught by all the yelling. Hmm? Archnemesis? He has no time for such a ridiculous notion, besides, Kaveh practically catches himself, Alhaitham would much rather spend the time reading a good book.

#genshin impact #sumeru #kaveh #alhaitham x kaveh #haikaveh #genshin au #phantom thief au #look i dont know what possessed me to think of this but now its your guys problem #Kaveh is dressed to the nines #full peacock/bird of paradise theme #and alhaitham is just some dude #kaveh sneaking in through a window in the dark of night: #alhaitham #alhaitham sitting in the room reading a book: you know youd be much harder to catch if you wore different colours #somehow they end up as roommates anyway #kaveh thinks alhaitham has no idea who he is #alhaitham is on step 6 of his 15 step plan to date the stupid pretty phantom thief by making him his roommate