#alice: *wearing a tie that is the length of her body* 28 STAB WOUNDS

[connordevianthunter]

actually all three of the main characters are dating and attempting to raise Alice with various degrees of success

#kara: hey connor have you seen Alice? #connor: oh she's hanging out with josh #meanwhile #josh: *is tied up* #alice: *wearing a tie that is the length of her body* 28 STAB WOUNDS #Markus: *holding a script* no no Alice stop you're not enunciating enough josh please stop crying alright everyone from the top