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#all i want for christmas issss.. NEW PUNCH OUT CONTENT NINTENDO FEED US WE WANT TO SEE THE LIGHT
strawbs-screaming · 5 months
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the boxers during christmas
merry crisis! ❤️ i am mentally losing it!
Glass Joe
- baking gingerbread men themed after the other boxers
- went iceskating and accidentally got a medal
- going ornament shopping for the christmas tree
- baking up a feast for everyone, hes trying to get on the nice list this year hes got enough coal to fuel 30 trains
Von Kaiser
- reading christmas stories for Mac next to the fireplace
- attempted to bake and accidentally set himself on fire, hes banned from the kitchen now
- scolding anyone messing with the advent calendar
Disco Kid
- keeps doing a mariah carey impression and screaming "ITS TIME!!!"
- making a christmas playlist for everyone
- decorating the place on the least safe ladder ever, its shaky, rusty, old and on the verge of breaking down just like the average old person!
King Hippo
- eating all the advent calendar chocolate in one sitting
- bit a christmas tree ornament since he thought it looked nice
- ate the missletoe since he mistaked it for berries (i am not spelling that right send help)
- hes just hibernating until the new year
Piston Hondo
- making hot cocoa for everyone
- caught a cold but faking it to not break the holiday spirit
- slowly going insane because of Disco Kid blasting christmas music
Bear Hugger
-chopped down a entire ass tree just for decorating it, unfortunately some of the boxers have some allergies (*COUGH COUGH* joe - *COUGH COUGH*) so it didnt go great
- buying dumb hats for everyone
- making some cranberry juice for the group
- mrs bear came over to have dinner with them at one point, She even brought some decorations and food!! How kind of her!!
Great Tiger
- broke some bones while climbing a wall to decorate the roof, ouch
- Really feeling the cranberry juice, thats some good shit
- the christmas lights make him a bit dizzy but trying to tough it out
Don Flamenco
- setting up missletoes EVERYWHERE. oh you want to have some cookies? Just move past the missletoe IN THE KITCHEN!! Need to shower? just ignore the missletoe in the shower cabin and you'll be set! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE KISSING!!
- watching christmas movies and getting all joyful before getting another christmas ornament thrown at him by aran
- "Ah, isnt christmas so wonderful?– (BONK)"
Aran Ryan
- chucking christmas ornaments at everyone, he thinks it makes a funny sound
- hes getting coal this year 100%
- eating raw dough as usual (but in a festive way)
Soda Popinski
- hes just planning go sleep during the countdown so he can say "ive slept for a year!!"
- adding gingerbread & cinnamon to EVERYTHİNG. Soda pls stop eating omelettes with cinnamon
- keeps making shitty puns
Bald Bull
- doing the dissapointment mom sigh anytime someone makes a christmas pun
- scolding Disco for the shitty ladder hes using
- freezing his ass off but trying to pretend nothing is going on
Super Macho Man
- Just taking pictures for his posts
- overdecorating everythin:, bright lights, shiny decorations and enough snowmen to make an army
- adding too much sugar to his hot choco
Mr Sandman
- wearing a silly little christmas sweater & santa hat, hes a bit jolly, whimsy even
- had the bright idea of dressing up Mac as a elf
- went on a emergency ingredient run after Joe ran out of frosting & flour
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