#alpha dave was a short king and proud of it

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"The Striders are the tallest amongst the human players" okay yeah sure but consider:

The Striders are taller during the game because they hit their growth spurts early and would tease their short friends, but after that? Those guys just stopped growing- almost everybody is taller then them now as adults and are now turning the tables on them as revenge

#striders literally just trying to exist: h- #alpha/beta kids who have suffered their teasing the most: hows the weather down there :) #put beta bro next to beta mom and shes taller #even MORE so cuz she wears tall ass heels she towers over him #alpha dave was a short king and proud of it #all height flavor of striders is good and fun but im just #SO amused by short striders #bee buzzes #homestuck #dave strider #dirk strider #welcome to bee's deranged thoughts of the day #unfortunately for yall its still homestuck