#also come one dad bod percy in his 40s raising an eyebrow at whatever the fuck apollo's doing to get his attention

[gutsybitsies]

controversial opinion perpollo should be way sassier. i don't even ship them and i think this is how it should go (with percy in his mid 20s of course):

percy constantly has self doubt issues and doesn't think that he's good enough. but when he's with apollo, he thinks "ah yes this asshole is enough of a loser to vibe with my loser vibes."

with anyone else he thinks "what if i mess up and this person leaves me?"

with apollo he thinks "yeah this is just a fling, he's a fucking asshole?" and then sprays water at apollo's head to make a rainbow. but the "fling" just never ends and both of them are too idiotic to do something about it.

and if percy's in his mid 30s-40s when perpollo happens its

percy: "you're good looking enough to sleep with but your past actions have me unimpressed." and "i've worked too hard to be emotionally well adjusted for you to come barging in with 4000 years of issues"

then percy accidentally negs apollo into being obsessed with him.

#perpollo #pjo #percy jackson #apollo pjo #apollo lester #i feel like when i saw the ship name i had a vibe for it but when i clicked into some fics the vibe was completely different #and of course people can write what they want and what they want from apollo is very different from what i personally see in apollo #i just think perpollo is probably a hilarious ship with untapped comedic implications #of god who's a little obsessed and a mortal demigod who's very very unimpressed #also come one dad bod percy in his 40s raising an eyebrow at whatever the fuck apollo's doing to get his attention #and when it inevitably embarrasses apollo percy's just like are you winning son #he would never intentionally neg another person he just deep down is so unimpressed and kind of hates the gods