#also danny making every responsible adult grow grey hairs

[deadchildsuperhero]

One of my favorite headcanons is the one where Danny is just completely oblivious to everything concerning and dangerous happening around him. He doesn't have a concept of safety and doesn't even treat his injuries seriously. Because why would he, it isn't going to kill him (heh).

And considering Danny, the stupid teenager that grew up in a household with absolutely no safety precautions that also doubles as a mad scientist's incredibly dangerous lab to another dimension full of unknown, possibly dangerous beings, that has dangerous chemicals and experiments just right out in the open. I think he would have no concept of safety. Like at all. Boy would walk into a house blazing with fire thinking "who's cooking?", then stroll out of still burning house thinking "what smells so good?" when it's literally his flesh burning.

Adding on to this, Being a teenage half-dead superhero being hunted by his own parents and the government means everything would be so much worse.

Oh, Skulker wants his head and pelt on his wall? Haha in your dreams skulker. The government wants to experiment and dissect his? Well, their suits are ugly and they suck. All his rogues and villains literally try to murder him (again) and they literally come from the hole to hell in their basement? Well, they should come when he doesn't have five assignments due tomorrow. His parents actively hunt and maim his alter ego and talk about destroying him during dinner? My parents love me and they would never hurt me if they knew it was me.

So basically just give me a Danny completely oblivious to the very dangerous situations he's in and the very serious and bloody injuries he receives, and that's all because a)He's very much used to constant danger throughout his life so he has no concept of safety. and b) He's a stupid fucking teenager.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp #I mean #he's a stupid teenager #he would jump off a building because of a dare #he reminds me of that meme where the house is on fire #and the dog in the middle is just like #this is fine #but danny very much means it #also danny making every responsible adult grow grey hairs #this child should not be in these kinds of situations #it is very concerning #he would have the weirdest excuses for his injuries #that are very much true #So you broke your arm because you slipped and almost fell in your family's iron maiden