#also the lane story that shows his backstory through the pre-ghost era ft. Jackie Chan

[runningfrompirates]

okay okay okay, here me out.

youve heard of paul blart one and two.

the subsequent movies should be:

Paul Blart Mall Cop 3: Paul lives in LA now, after a brief detour in new york, he is in LA to support Maya at UCLA. the crime organization is trying to steal art from the university during the matriculation ceramony, and there are lots of fun shenanagins. this one is kind of a buddy cop film with the woman blart meets at the end of pb2. the film ends with them deciding to live in Bakersfield to give Maya some space, and they get married. Lane is technically there, as is the piccaso, which is explained to have been gifted to the blarts in thanks for them saving the hotel (yeah this doesnt make sense, but its paul blart, this is not a high brow franchise).

Paul Blart Mall cop 4: 2 Blart 2 Furious. Paul finds himself in an illegal underground segway racing ring, where Maya (his daughter, for those of you who don't know) is threatened by the boss who runs the ring (much like in pb2, paul drops a bunch of money on a race before he realizes what it is and tries to withdraw his money once the race starts and he realizes what it is. he flees with his money and draws the ire of this underground segway racing group.

Paul Blart Mall Cop 5: lost in new york. this is a beat for beat re-creation of home alone: lost in new york, but its paul blart instead of Kevin. its set in the present day, and they bring back all of the old actors, including Donald Trump.

Paul Blart Mall Cop 6: Teen Blart. a light comedy origin story about how Paul blart came to love segways and malls. he watches his local mall get broken into and uses his skills as a youth to stop a group of thieves from ransacking his local mall to ransack the sears and steal a bunch of their merchandise. Paul is 18, but played by modern kevin james and they never address this.

Paul Blart Mall Cop 7: All Cops Are Blart. Paul blart gets cloned.

Paul Blart 8: a good day to die blart. a groundhog day story but its paul blart and he doesnt die, he just starts the day over. this is huge for the lore a. la. shadow man.

#paul blart #till death do us blart #mcelroys #also the lane story that shows his backstory through the pre-ghost era ft. Jackie Chan #thats an independant spinoff though