#also to my wives specifically who have to help me find every non-massive object i misplace constantly

[guard-en]

HEY I HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD DAY

I KEPT MEANING TO ANSWER THIS FOR WEEKS IM SO SORRY AAAGAGHHHH IVE BEEN HAVING MANY GOOD DAYS BETWEEN THEN AND NOW the world has been gentle to my awesome ass lately. or at least, my interpretation of gentle.

#A thousand apologies I have horrible object impermanence and that applies to the internet as well #To anyone I've ever left on read please just message me again I promise I'm literally just stupid #To everyone I will leave on read in the future or forget something about #crumples to knees #sorry does not even begin to cover it #also to my wives specifically who have to help me find every non-massive object i misplace constantly #i love you please never leave me I'd be a broken man #random eden rants #guarden/asks/requests