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guard-en · 4 months
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hank feeding a bunch of stray cats
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lolita-lollipop · 3 years
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Caun you do platonic yandere Haruka and Juri Kuran with unwilling human reader where she will do anything to get away from them even if they have to call vampire hunter to do it? Thank you
I’m sorry it took me a while to answer, I had to rewatch the show because I haven’t watched it in like a year.
I think you made another request that I saw and went to do, but when I clicked on it tumble said there was nothing there. Sorry about that.
And I think I got the characters right, juri and Haruka are yuki and kanames mom and dad right?
YANDERE JURI KURAN X READER X HARUKA KURAN
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You dont want to be here, you absolutely don’t want to be here. No matter how much they tell you that you can’t leave, taht foenst make you wnat to do it any less. No matter how far you ran, Or how hard you tried to hide , they always found you, and took you back to this godforsaken place. It was huge mansion, usually could be considered lavish and nice, but you’d grown to hate it.
You’d tried everything, shattering windows, throwing yourself off of roofs, stabbing them, outright drowning yourself, none of it worked, nothing at all. The woman, whom had named herself “mother”, or even “mama”, would just pick you up, give you a bath, scold you, then put you to bed, a soft nothing happened in the first place. You hated it, you hated it so much. They treated you as if you couldn’t think for yourself, like you would just die without them, they wouldn’t listen to your protests, and would act like it was just the babbling of a small child.
“Darling, you know we can’t be running out at nighttime, we have rules for a reason. Let’s get you in bed now, You’re gonna sleep with me and papa tonight alright?
They always cared about you, if you’re hurting, but they also don’t seem to care about you’re opinion, like they’ve fooled themselves into thinking you really are some precious little girl who needs mama and papa’s protection.you don’t though, you truly, honestly, hate them with all your heart. They don’t ever try to consider your own opinion, seeing you as a little child who has an immature and irrational opinion, you. Hate. It.
You didn’t want them to die necessarily, just be away from you, forever. But you also weren’t all that keen on them staying alive, you barely knew anything about how they lived, you had run into them sucking the life out of a corpse, you had your suspicions about wether they were even human or not, taht just proved it to you. This was just a last resort, a heavily needed last resort.and you were desperate, very, very desperate.
And so, you used your “playtime” in which they left you alone for 30 minutes to an hour in the guardens, to figure out how to kill these people, and who would do it for you. When you found the “cursed twins” whom hunt these vampires. You were determined to come in contact with them. You had to wait though, as you’d spent almost all of your playtime on the library, and you didn’t have the ability to leave and find them yet.
The next time when you could find them, you snuck out as early as you could, running through the rose bushes and the wall of vines taht leas to a small opening, the servants used to use this, to your convience, they abandoned it after it was infested with millions of moths and butterfly’s. It was your best way out for a moment. Of course you couldn’t stay out for too long, or they would realize and drag you back. So you set a mental timer for 30 minutes, than went on a search. Asking around town if they knew these particular hunters, eventually, you were lead to a small bar, wheee a tall man with a large scar wa sitting, you tapped him on the shoulder.
The two of you talked for about 10 minutes, your old him your story and what was hapoening, he told you who he was and what he did, and it was an agreement that he would help you. The plan was simple, very simple, you run away during the middle of the night, intentionally waking them up and causing them to follow, and you run to a select area where he’ll have traps set, he will not kill them unless it’s necessary, just keep them tied up long enough for you to hop on a train and be rid of them. And that was it, you had 5 minutes to get back, the plan would be carried out tommorow.
When you arrived back into the garden, it was to the same thing you left, a bunch of butterflies and flowers. Another ten minutes past of you just sitting around, and then your mother came out to get you so she could help you take a bath. You were just so jittery and excited to be out, and you thought you wer of fielding it as best as you could, apparently that wasn’t good enough though, as she took immediate note of your change in tone.she suspiciously looked at you, you did smell different… like other humans.
The idea was brushed off as she saw the set up from earlier that you had laid out, a blanket bundled up to look like a makeshift pillow, along with a few little butterflies just fluttering around the area. So you had taken a nap! That makes sense why they hadn’t heard you, because you were sleeping.
“Oh honey, if you were sleepy you could’ve just told me, we can go take another nap if you want?”
“No mama, I’m okay”
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You were getting ready now, this was probably a really terrible idea, like a really, really terrible idea. But you don’t have much to lose except your life, and even then it’s not worth much, so why not? You couldn’t open your window, so you were gonna have to jump through the hallway one, and jump you did, intentionally nocking a few things down in the process to alert others of your movement.
You ran as fast as you could, making your way through the butterfly’s and rosebushes, and jumping over the multitude of tree trunks that stuck out of the ground. You were nearing your destination when you heard swift footsteps behind you, and the appearance fo both your father and your mother sorrounded you at once. This has happened before believe it or not, you just have to keep running and try not to get caught.
“Darling? We do this every week, just make this easy for all of us and let’s go back to bed.” The male voice echoed form beside you, you ignored it, continuing on, they were being nice to you today apparently, letting you run on for a longer time than usual, for the most part they just grab you and drag you back. Then both disapeared, with a small rustle in the dead leaves they were gone, leaving you confused , and scared. Were they hiding? Or did they just give up? No, they don’t give up, you know that best.
You made it to the destination, a small nook in the woods where the trees were cleared out, waiting to find the hunter whom you’d talked to earlier, and disappointed from find no traps, no people; no nothing, just an empty field. When you made a move to step over it, a hand grasped your arm, pulling you back.
“Do not step over there, no one but me can see it, you would be bundled in ropes if you took another step forward. “ the same gravely voice spoke, setting you firmly down on your feet, about a meter away from the clearing. You held your breath in as you heard the same footsteps circling the area, then in a flash, a figure was caught in one of these invisible traps. Each of their limbs was held off with a thick iron roping.
Then another
And than you realized that they couldn’t do anything anymore, both your mother and your father were kind of helpless right now, not as if you’d hurt them, but they couldn’t do anything to you. A female voice screamed, you could tell it was your “mama” as she wanted stop to say. The other stayed silent.
“Y/N! SWEETIE! LET ME DOWN FROM HERE! WE JUST WANT TO KEEP YOU SAFE! PLEASE JUST LET ME DOWN!” She screamed, flailing, you heard a silent hiss of burning flesh. Those ropes must be hurting them… you feel bad, they werent all that and to deserve this right? You started to regret this, second guessing yourself as you watched them struggle.
“Y/n, of you help us down now we won’t be mad, this man has gotten into your head, this is why we have to protect you, you understand that right? Right?”
“What are you doing, GO!” The hunter yelled, shoving you off towards the roaring of the trains, breaking you from your little trance, you spent another second deciding, then booked it towards the noises. Your breaths were heavy, and your feet were freezing, but you felt a sense of satisfaction at finally being free.
You heard a earpaining snap, and then another female scream. A voice yelled above it, screaming the word “RUN”, signaling you that something went wrong. You were so close, just so close to finally being free, faster footsteps approached you, a huff of wind passed your face, whooshing your hair into your face, you were only a few meters from the train at this point, and you had no idea if you would even make it.
“You cannot leave us, you just cant. They’ll hurt you, you don’t belong out there, we’re keeping you safe, you’re not safe out there honey! Why can’t you just see that? Mommy’s just trying to keep you safe!” Your mother screamed, trying to grab at you. Her eyes were wide, you’d never seen her so panicked. Was your plan actually…working? She eyed the train, picking up her pace to try and block you at off, her husband was fighting with a. Hunter, he could handle himself though, it was you she was worried about.
You hooked your arm around one of the railings of the last train car, you barely made it, as it was almost gone, you made it right on time. The woman tried to catch up, and was successful for a few moments, but was overpowered soon by the power of modern technology. She had a grasp on your sleeve, and she tried to tug you back on the ground, in her arms, where you’d be safe. But no, she just ripped it clean off, she broke down in a fit of sobs as she watched you quickly move away from her. She clutched the fabric close to her chest, before screaming
“WE WILL FIND YOU! I PROMISE!”
And so you disappeared in the darkness of the night, aboard the shadows of the train cars, two vampires screaming your name form the forest.
Who knows what happens to you now.
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Thanks for requesting, it was fun to write!
Have a great day anon!
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johnbsposts-blog · 5 years
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Dear Mr President, it is a key role for the historic future. On the roadside in Cuneo, city of Piazza Di Galiberti Cuneo, Italy that I write today to bring you to my attention because I am here today to see the strangers of the people called the world leaders who has came because they asked me to come and waiting for them, because we issues that talks about internal and external diplomatics to make the effectiveness of these deals a reality comprising of a fighter jet hang and the networks office donated by Foreigners governments of the heads of state and governments the world leader's to one Mr John Victor Lewis Jr learner for social rejuvenation and domestic economic construction This was done disappointingly. By the terms, combat jet, I'm talking about an innovative technological aspect of a scientific gadget that manages a computer and programming languages ​​like fighter jets that include forecasts on entertainment, artistic activities and development structures such as Jeep, Ford and Limosine combat aircraft for vehicles and engines (SVT) to compete in an off-road race. It is a designation of airplanes for airplanes and cars like a Jeep, Ford and Limosine produced by the red funnel to cross the sun, for example a single-phase high speed light wind with iridescence and high single-phase speed. Eyeglasses for government and government to govern in governance.
Mr President, I John victor Lewis Jr hereby act as solicitor's to the world leaders and Senior Prophet T.B Joshua to write on your behalf with regards to the recent and on goings projects and  event of the leaked surveillance programs which portend a big event on the objectives of open futures togetherness in the realizations of a historical leader for the administration of injustice with no doubt that this humble request will meet your approval inline with your transformatory leadership of the police force in respect which you have made an intrim order these Morning being the 27th of April, 2019 to postponed untill the 1st of May 2019 during a presidential chat on Tv will requires that you use your good office to instigate the regional army and the police force as well as the secret service for the safety assurance and arrest of our client scodders protester for impossibility and no good deal rather than bad deals at the square in Cuneo Italy Piazza Di Galiberti.  I wasn,t consulting a lifetime of an experience and weighing that up with my own needs and wants in the Zenith centres of my carreer because my memories isn,t perfect but because i have felt a heart leapt in a frenzy memories of pain and silent death that could be heard coming back boldly alive in my being if i missed the cues and the opportunity about the goals of open future togetherness in the realizations of a historical leader.  Your nakedness to be redeemed Testing trial which means quarrelling and a reminder which means God is my signal pole and A foreign residents there which means God is my helper from the hand of Egypt to put me to the test in order that the fear of him may continue with me so that i may not sin. These are the judicial decisions that he gave to me to convey to everyone who believe jesus christ is the answer to all foundamental issues of our life. He said if you buy a slave he will serve as a slave for six years but in the seventh year he will be set free without paying anything. If he came by himself he will go out by himself. If he is a husband of a wife then his wife must go out with him. This is what should happened If men quarrels and one strikes his fellow man with a stone or a fist and he does not die but is confined to his bed. If he is able to get up and walk around outdoors with the aids of a staff then the one who struck him must free from punishments. He will make compensation for the time the injured man lost from his work until he is completely healed if a man strikes the eye of his slave man or the eye of his slave girl and he destroyed it, he is to let the slave go free in compensation for his eye. And if he knocks out the tooth of his slave man or of his slave girl he is to let the slave go free in compensation for his tooth. If a man strikes his slave man or his girl with a stick and that one dies by his hand that one must be avenged. However, if he survives for one or two days he is not to be avenged because he is someone bought with his owners money. If men should struggle with each other and they hurt a pregnant woman and she gives birth prematurely but no fatality result the offender must pay the damages imposed on him by the husband of the woman and he must pay it through the judges.
Cari amici, signor presidenti, governatori, primi ministri dei capi di stato e di governo, Home and Abroad, VA Guarden, Entourage Arena presidenziale, VA Palazzo delle Nazioni, direttore del progetto Going, Abuja, Lagos e Idumuhanta, Owa Oyibu Delta State, Nigeria, Federazioni, Signore e signori. Buongiorno e felice orgoglio GroundHog Day a te.
Caro signore, è un ruolo chiave per il futuro storico. Sulla strada di Cuneo, città di Piazza Di Galiberti Cuneo, in Italia, che scrivo oggi per portarti alla mia attenzione perché sono qui oggi per vedere gli estranei della gente chiamati i leader mondiali che sono venuti perché mi hanno chiesto di venire aspettandoli, perché pubblichiamo che parla di diplomatici interni ed esterni per rendere l'efficacia di questi accordi una realtà comprendente un jet da combattimento e l'ufficio reti donato da governi stranieri dei capi di stato e dei governi il leader mondiale ad un solo John Victor Lewis Jr studente per il ringiovanimento sociale e la costruzione economica nazionale Questo è stato fatto in modo deludente. Con i termini, combat jet, sto parlando di un aspetto tecnologico innovativo di un gadget scientifico che gestisce un computer e linguaggi di programmazione come aerei da caccia che includono previsioni su intrattenimento, attività artistiche e strutture di sviluppo come Jeep, Ford e Limosine aerei da combattimento per veicoli e motori (SVT) per competere in una gara di fuoristrada. Si tratta di una designazione di aeroplani per aeroplani e automobili come una Jeep, Ford e Limosine prodotte dall'imbuto rosso per attraversare il sole, ad esempio un vento leggero ad alta velocità monofase con iridescenza e alta velocità monofase. Occhiali da vista per governo e governo per governare nella governance.
Signor Presidente, I John Victor Lewis Jr, con la presente, agisce in qualità di procuratore legale presso i leader mondiali e il profeta anziano TB Joshua per scrivere a nome vostro riguardo ai progetti recenti e futuri e all'evento dei programmi di sorveglianza trapelati che preludono a un grande evento sugli obiettivi di un futuro aperto insieme nelle realizzazioni di un leader storico per l'amministrazione dell'ingiustizia, senza dubbio che questa umile richiesta soddisferà la tua approvazione in linea con la tua guida trasformatrice delle forze di polizia per quanto riguarda il fatto che tu abbia fatto un ordine intrigante. di aprile 2019 da rinviare fino al 1 ° maggio 2019 durante una chat presidenziale in TV richiederà che tu usi il tuo buon ufficio per istigare l'esercito regionale e le forze di polizia, nonché i servizi segreti per la sicurezza e l'arresto del nostro cliente scodders contestatore per impossibilità e niente male piuttosto che cattive offerte nella piazza di Cuneo in Italia Piazza Di Galiberti. Non stavo consultando una vita intera di un'esperienza e soppesandolo con i miei bisogni e desideri nei centri Zenith della mia carriera, perché i miei ricordi non sono perfetti, ma perché ho sentito un tuffo al cuore in una frenetica memoria di dolore e silenzio la morte che si poteva udire tornando coraggiosamente viva nel mio essere se mi mancavano gli spunti e l'opportunità sugli obiettivi di un futuro insieme aperto nelle realizzazioni di un leader storico. La tua nudità da riscattare Prova di prova che significa litigare e ricordare che significa che Dio è il mio palo di segnale e un residente straniero lì che significa che Dio è il mio aiutante dalla mano dell'Egitto a mettermi alla prova perché la paura di lui possa continua con me così che io non possa peccare. Queste sono le decisioni giudiziarie che mi ha dato per trasmettere a tutti coloro che credono che Gesù Cristo sia la risposta a tutte le questioni fondamentali della nostra vita. Ha detto che se acquisti uno schiavo servirà da schiavo per sei anni ma nel settimo anno sarà liberato senza pagare nulla. Se viene da solo, uscirà da solo. Se è marito di una moglie, allora sua moglie deve uscire con lui. Questo è quello che dovrebbe accadere se gli uomini litigano e uno colpisce il suo simile con una pietra o un pugno e non muore ma è confinato nel suo letto. Se è in grado di alzarsi e camminare all'aperto con gli aiuti di uno staff, allora chi lo ha colpito deve liberarsi dalle punizioni. Egli farà un risarcimento per il tempo in cui l'uomo ferito ha perso il lavoro fino a quando non è completamente guarito se un uomo colpisce l'occhio del suo schiavo o l'occhio della sua schiava e l'ha distrutto, deve lasciare libero lo schiavo compenso per il suo occhio. E se mette fuori combattimento il dente del suo schiavo o della sua schiava, deve lasciare libero lo schiavo in cambio del suo dente. Se un uomo colpisce il suo schiavo o la sua ragazza con un bastone e quello muore per la sua mano che uno deve essere vendicato. Tuttavia, se sopravvive per uno o due giorni, non deve essere vendicato perché è stato acquistato con i soldi dei suoi proprietari. Se gli uomini devono lottare tra di loro e fanno male a una donna incinta e lei partorisce prematuramente, ma nessun risultato fatale, il trasgressore deve pagare i danni imposti dal marito della donna e lui deve pagare attraverso i giudici.
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thomasreedtn · 7 years
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Garden Update ~ June Blooms and CPL
Well, the roses got the memo: “It’s June!”
Robinhood:
Scabrosa:
Zepherine:
Black lace elderberries came out to play, too:
Fresh lettuce and half week old cut peonies, still incredibly fragrant:
It’s a feast for eyes, nose and tummy. Below, you can see my recently emptied Garden Tower Project, with its redistributed and recharged (Epsom salts + worm castings) soil spread among dozens of container plants lined up for eventual transport:
Believe it or not, those are only some of the containers. Yep, CPL (Crazy Plant Lady) has struck again. Once I figured out how I could use fabric pots and Big Bag Beds to create an instant garden under and around mature front yard trees, it was all over for the garden downsize. Once I discovered we have a resident groundhog in the new backyard and potential deer, bunnies and groundhogs in the new front yard, the fragrant (researched and repellent) plants somehow multiplied before my eyes. A bucket of leftover sand joined forces with worm castings and homemade compost to create even more potted options for divisions and starts from the successfully diverse ecosystem here.
I also might have called for a resident great horned owl as gatekeeper and garden guard. (Guarden?) Long story, but I have a history of calling great horned owls and having them appear. One even sat with me every afternoon for six weeks at my parents’ house while I recovered from my 1998 brain injury. I put out a request this week, and a friend who hadn’t heard one hoot since my wedding suddenly started hearing a great horned owl and felt nudged to tell me right after I mentally asked the owl for confirmation. I took that synchronicity as the spirit of the owl “reporting for duty” like so many others — praying mantises, wasps, mason bees — have done shortly after I expressed a need. With any luck, a resident owl will enforce the new garden rules, so that everyone behaves and gets along.
In any case, the portable garden continues to grow — both in size and number. I’m almost out of available pots, but I still have compost, sand and worm castings, so watch out, New Yard! You’re about to get an edible upgrade. It’s a lot more fun than packing.
from Thomas Reed https://laurabruno.wordpress.com/2017/06/02/garden-update-june-blooms-and-cpl/
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guard-en · 2 months
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can we get jackie beating the everloving shit out of someone
Hey... if it's what the people want...
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guard-en · 3 months
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may i ask for just a picture of Sanford drinking coffee
If your bust thats totally fine :3
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"Sure, the early bird gets the worm, but what the hell do I get out of it?"
featuring silly little typo doodle joke :]
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guard-en · 3 months
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i had this absolutely wondrous (not really but i got to make fun of someone) experience on among us
this person had their name as "Homophobic" and they immediately asked me if i was gay when i joined and my response was just. "idk are you scared?? pussy" like lmao look at this guy! he's scared of gay people! ooOooOOOoo a homosexual couple are KISSING like straight people do!! ooooOooo so scary!!
with that, i thought of deimos and sanford making fun of a homophobic grunt in the same way
and then deimos actually goes in for the kiss just to freak em out more
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silly answer for a silly ask
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guard-en · 4 months
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want to go out and fuck up shit with lumberjack. piss off the agency with her
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SORRY THIS TOOK A BIT THE MUSES WERE NEGLECTING MY MEATPUTER (brain) +]
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guard-en · 4 days
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hi… coming in here sopping wet and sad.. could I request a little maskless spy please… if u want of course
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sorry for the delay!!! wanted to do this justice 🫶
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guard-en · 2 months
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keep being a meathead carbutch
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AS YOU COMMAND, UNKNOWABLE VOICE IN THE SKY 🫡🫡🫡🫡
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guard-en · 15 days
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i don't think hank can give Succ because then he just bites off their pengis. whether or not it's on purpose is unknown to the They Removed More Than Just My Foreskin During The Circumcision victim
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guard-en · 2 months
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deimos, but
NOT trying to making a twinkmos your almighty butchness, so this deimos his body shape looks kind of average if anything, but he still has plenty of strength, probably can see he's got abs if he takes off that baggy tee and jacket, and i think he'd have a lot of strength in his legs for speed cuz he runs (okay i might be projecting my body onto him i like running!! i dont really have abs tho... and i'm weak as shit i could not fire a gun lmao) (hi i want to be deimos) (hiding as anonymous for now i fear the public's view on this take)
(he also picks his smaller scabs and licks the blood up. won't leave em alone until they finally scar. like ME)
hey. gonna use this ask as a bit of a way to go on a tangent but I am not upset with you, anon, or frankly anyone in particular.
there is no way to depict a body or think of a body or care about a body in a way that is a moral failing. there is no wrong way to body or human or art, not without doing some intentionally malicious harmful bullshit. If you weren't already aware or like minded regarding this, this is my take.
it is also not a moral failing to want or desire difference or diversity in things that you care about. to seek representation and strength in something is natural and fine. and no matter how they phrase it, that desire is not bad in and of itself. when people outcry against an overwhelming norm or something that has been made prevalent and has been over concentrating spaces and the reaction is to remind them to be nice to the majority. because they have feelings. asinine and truly unbelievable.
make characters what you want do what you want forever. I also want to see fat people. I also want to see lesbians. I also want to see ethnic people. I also want to see disabled people. I want to see people. No one is bad for wanting that and the frustration isn't misplaced.
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guard-en · 26 days
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[Boop button]
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YOU AND HANK STARTED BEATING ME NEARLY SIMULTANEOUSLY cannot believe I was getting jumped in my SLEEP
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guard-en · 2 months
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all your opinions/feelings about Hank are right and you should say it. hankfuckers unite
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MY OPINIONS WITH A QUICK VISUAL SUMMARY I FUCKING LOVE THIS FREAK. SO GLAD TO BE A FIGUREHEAD OF SUCH A WORTHY CAUSE AND BY THAT I MEAN COUGHS UP BLOOD
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guard-en · 3 months
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so I saw the ending of madness combat: Project Nexus, and I don't know if you saw or finished the game, but if you did.
What would be LumberJackass reaction when Hank tried to kill Sanford and Deimos or was she not there when it happened?
And sorry if I spoiled it for you
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"Now, you're gonna apologize, and mean it. With your fucking heart. I can keep goin' until you do."
Hope this was a succinct enough depiction and answer 😁👍
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guard-en · 4 months
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You draw Deimos so pretty, brother what the fuck /POS
yeah he's pretty, pretty LAAAAAME
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for absolute realsies though I am so glad you like my deimo, I get visions of this guy like them dancing sugar plums and I just create what comes to me from the muses +]
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