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#and Ereinion definitely has hid a body somewhere
irisseireth · 3 years
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💰 Gil-galad, Elrond, Isildur
💰 - rob a bank with, hide a body with, rat out to the cops.
Rob a bank with: Isildur. I mean, he stole the fruit from Armenelos, it's absolutely more dangerous and difficult than robbing a bank.
Hide a body with: Ereinion. He doesn't get to rule over the Noldor for so long without hiding a body or two.
Rat out to the cops: Elrond. I'm sure he'll be fine, he's a good guy, and also, he was raised by two fugitives, I'm sure he can figure his way out.
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