#and It’s a lil strange bc Black metropolitans are completely different from Black gothamites

[starlooove]

Ok but Lex Luther is 1000% a black capitalist who will conveniently ignore that he’s black until it’s time for him to try and cater to the community for something (“as always…Wakanda forever! Signed presidential candidate Lex Luthor”) and I genuinely think that he would not have made Kon privy to the fact that HE’S also black so just

Core four hanging at Wayne manor one day and Duke happens to walk in and he’s not rude or anything ok? Hell, he gave himself a fade so he technically had no real room to talk! It’s just…why did Kon relax his hair just to curl it again?? And badly too? Shit looks fried and he just wants to see if he can help so he kinda pulls him over and is like “what’s ur routine bro?”

And Kon has no idea what’s going on?? What is a “doo rag?” What the hell does Duke want him to “pick?” And Duke is finally upfront about it and is like “Conner…do you know that you’re black?” And Kon short circuits.

#eventually Duke hesitantly explains that NO he can use whatever products Clark has stored #YES! he should be putting lotion on everyday #You’re ashy babe it’s not leftover debris ☹️ #eventually they end up sharing wash days 😭 #Duke slowly teaching Kon how to wash his hair #i envision Kon with a frohawk but it’s up to ur imagination #and Im tired of every black character having a fade #but Duke Can pull it off ig #in other news #are y’all ready for me to steal Ace West and turn him into my own character entirely or?? #and Duke sharing his culture with Kon #and It’s a lil strange bc Black metropolitans are completely different from Black gothamites #It’s like someone from NY casually using SoFlo slang #but Kon feels warm whenever Duke teaches him a new dance or makes him try a new food #they’re besties #Tim going insane because STOP STEALING ALL MY FRIENDS #you already have Bart #are you going after cass next?? ! #casually sprinkling in my duke and Bart besties agenda #but thats another story for another day #Duke Thomas #kon el kent