#and THEN he goes and bullies Roier into talking about his feelings

[w0rmeater-tbr]

Unrealistic but I'm thinking about Pepito going to Etoiles because Roier keeps pushing Pepito away and treating Pepito badly. I mean, Etoiles and Pierre are the only people who showed Pepito real kindness and seemed actually excited that Pepito was there. I could so see Etoiles adopting the kid while Roier figures out his shit, I mean Etoiles already loves Pepito and sees the kid as a mini version of himself (don't get me started on what that means about Etoiles and Roier, Roier saying Pepito reminds him of himself plays in my head CONSTANTLY). I think I just miss Etoiles with an egg and I'm Pepito's #1 fan ever...

#qsmp #qsmp etoiles #qsmp roier #qsmp pepito #look I will always find a way to bring Etoiles into it #I might write a fic about this #I've been rotating it in my head all night #THEY KEEP ME UP MAN #Okay but imagine Etoiles taking care of Pepito #and THEN he goes and bullies Roier into talking about his feelings #I could see that so vividly actually #also so hard to talk about someone whos' pronouns are essentially “no” #I see why Roier says Pepito's name over and over again

[anonymous-dentist]

A tiny little merpepito au for the week

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Pepito misses Apa Roier. Pepito misses Apa Roier so much it hurts, and Apa Roier is so close! He’s just on the other side of the ship, and Pepito can tug on his shirt and get picked up and held the way Apa Roier used to hold Pepito in The Ocean, but. But he’s sad, and it’s all Pepito’s fault, because Pepito is a Very Bad Pepito.

Every night, Pepito eats dinner at the same table as everybody else. He sits by Pomme, because she’s nice, and by Richarlyson, because Richarlyson is too small to sit at the adult side of the table. But Pomme sometimes leaves her seat and asks her mom to hold her, and Richarlyson always goes to bother his dads. But Pepito… can’t. Because Apa Roier looks so sad when he looks at Pepito, and Pepito might start crying if Apa Roier tells him why.

Tonight, four days after Apa Roier joined the crew, Pepito sits alone and eats Pepito’s dinner. Pomme is with Miss Baghera, and Richarlyson is with Captain Celbi, and Pepito. Is. Alone.

Pepito sits with his head down, and he picks at his food idly with a fork.

He jumps as a plate it dropped in front of him.

He looks up, and there is Apa Roier with a fish bone sticking out of his mouth.

In the Language Of The Ocean, Apa Roier says, “Ayyyy, Pepito! There you are! I’ve been looking for you all day!”

He sits, and Pepito’s hands shake.

“Have you been avoiding me?” Apa Roier gasps.

Pepito doesn’t like lying, so Pepito almost nods. But then Pepito remembers that he’s a pirate now, and pirates are evil. So Pepito shakes his head slowly.

Apa Roier nods. “Ahhh, I see. You’re just too busy for me now, I get it.”

Pepito’s stomach turns uncomfortably.

“You’re a big Pepito now,” Apa Roier says. “And I’m just an old man.”

He even puts on his old man voice- the one that he does to piss Ama Rivers off that makes Pepito laugh- when he says that, but all Pepito does is put his fork down and stare at his plate with a chilly-feeling heart. He feels bad.

Miss Mouse laughs at the other end of the table. Misters Pacandmike are arguing with Captain Celbi.

Apa Roier is quiet.

Pepito isn’t going to cry. He isn’t!!! He’s a Strong Pepito! And he’s a pirate! Pirates don’t cry, they make people cry!

…Pepito probably made Apa Roier cry. Apa Roier probably broke down the second he heard what Pepito did, all because Pepito did a Very Bad Thing because Pepito is a Very Bad Pepito and and and and-

“Pepito,” Apa Roier quietly says, “I’m not angry.”

What?

Pepito looks up with wet eyes. He makes eye contact with Apa Roier, which honestly makes Pepito feels so much worse because Apa Roier looks kinda depressed with only two eyes. The Sea Witch took his eyes because of Pepito; just one more bad thing that Pepito has done.

Apa Roier gives a small smile. “I don’t know why you ran away, but I’m not angry. I mean, I’m pissed, but I’m not angry, you know?”

Pepito doesn’t know, but he also doesn’t care, because what does Apa Roier mean, he doesn’t know why Pepito ran away? He has to know! He’s a genius!

“BadBoy might be a real fucking creep sometimes, but he brought you to a real good guy,” Apa Roier continues. He glances over at Captain Celbi, his smile turning Weird. “I mean, Cellbit is kind of an asshole and he’s probably going to Hell, but he’s a nice guy.”

“Are you talking about me?” Captain Celbi calls, the same Weird smile on his face. Huh.

Apa Roier rolls his eyes and flips him off.

Pepito’s eyes widen. Apa Roier is so brave! Everybody knows not to mess with Captain Celbi, he’s evil! Mister Mike says so at least once a day!

“But listen, Pepito,” Apa Roier says, looking back at Pepito, “if you think I swam for a month to come and get you just for me to say I hate you or something, then you really are as stupid as your Apa Mariana. Because I-” (He reaches across the table and boops Pepito right on the nose.) “-will never let any stupid human pirates bully my Pepito. Only I get to bully you.”

Pepito’s eyes are starting to water again, dang it. Pepito is a Strong Pepito!

But then Apa Roier looks at Pepito’s plate of food and sighs and starts moving stuff from his own plate to Pepito’s, saying, “Pepito, Pepito, Pepito… You’re allowed to have more than fish for dinner. We’re pirates now, have pirate food. Here.”

And Pepito can’t help it. He missed Apa Roier so much…!

He jumps from his spot at the table and runs around to Apa Roier. He holds his arms up, and Apa Roier clicks his tongue annoyedly, but Apa Roier picks him up with a groan:

“Pepito, what the fuck? When did you get so big, eh? You’ll be taller than Mariana at this rate!”

Pepito is a growing Pepito, Pepito knows this. But he settles down in Apa Roier’s lap, anyway, and he hugs him because he can because Apa Roier doesn’t know that Pepito is a Bad Pepito. He still thinks that Pepito is a Good Pepito even if he is a Pirate Pepito now.

Apa Roier doesn’t know what happened. And Apa Roier never will.

#merpepito au #a.d.'s fics i suppose #a.d.'s fics i suppose. #no ao3 link for this one tonight I’m writing on mobile in a hailstorm

[magicinverse]

HC (mostly about Familoier)

Roier sometimes dreams of Bobby he thinks they are just dream but is actually Bobby visiting him

Bobby, Tilin and Juana were triplets

Ro and Jaiden used to sleep on the same bed, it started one day when one of them had a nightmare and went to the other for comfort (NOT IN A ROMANTIC WAY)

Now a days sometimes Jaiden goes to Cellbit castle and kicks him out of bed so she can be with Ro (Cristina and Mer from Grey's kinda way)

Roier was the only one who knew how to made Tilins bow the way they liked it

When Bobby was still alive he would speak to the sky and pretend he was talking with Tilin

Tilin was used to sleep at Roier's so sometimes when they were with Quackity they would sneak out to sleep at Roier's house

Bobby wouldn't let anyone be bad with Tilin, only he could make Tilin bullying

Jaiden is a decent at cooking, but while living with Roier she let him do everything cause he was just better (mexican food supremacy) so now she struggles to remember to make herself some food

Jaiden talkes with Roier and Bobby when she's at Bobby's fields, they are not there but for her they are

Sometimes when Roier or Jaiden are sad they go back to the og house and lie down on Bobby's bed, is too small for them , but they make it work. They don't do this together and they don't know the other does this

Roier and Jaiden completely ignore Bobby's grave,is too painful

Roier always goes to Mariana house to force him to eat and to help him do his hygiene basic stuff, Mariana is too depressed to do them on his own

When Roier gets extremely sad he goes back to the pool, he doesn't get in it cause he's afraid of not being able to get out, he just stays outside.

When Roier started to feel happy again, completely happy, he felt guilty and went to Jaiden just to hang out, he didn't tell her anything but she knew, she just hug him and told him that she was really happy for the upcoming wedding, that's when he asked her to be his Best woman

Jaiden eats a lot of pizza

Jaiden doesn't let anyone touch her wings, only Ro and Bobby, she's been thinking about letting Cellbit touch them but she's not ready

When Quackity really messes things up he goes to Roier's house, sometimes Roier just ignores him cause he's too mad at him, others Roier let's him paint while he sings to him, but even when he's too mad at Quackity he always lets him in

Ro and Mariana always talk and put things around in reference of some people outside the island, they don't exactly remember them but they now they love them and miss them (Aldo and Rivers, they are in Roier's oxxo and are really close irl friends)

No one has enter Bobby's tower in a long time

#qsmp #qsmp roier #qsmp jaiden #qsmp mariana #qsmp quackity #qsmp bobby #qsmp tilin