#and a little bit because fat dudes are gods greatest gift in terms of hotness To Me Personally. but shh

[isdalinarhot]

see youd think id be disappointed that the dalinar figurine has a flat ass. youd think id be devastated. you’d think id be absolutely destroyed. but the truth of the matter is that i love dalinar no matter how his ass looks. i love him with a fat ass and with a flat ass and with a sad saggy old man ass and with a concave ass and with an ass that is just okay like a real 5/10 ass. he is perfect to me no matter what <3

#i am so sorry if this sounds incoherent im like. having an existential crisis #not because of the dalinar ass because of unrelated things #so my brain is not All There #ANYWAY im sadder that he has a flat stomach than a flat ass #not that i expected anything different since theyre always like Dalinar Was So In Shape Even Though He Was 53 And Binge Drank Thru His 40s #but im not really mad about that because thats a headcanon thats mostly me projecting #and a little bit because fat dudes are gods greatest gift in terms of hotness To Me Personally. but shh #but yeah as long as dalinar is recognizable as my favorite meat brick i will love him no matter what #luke.txt #dalinar kholin #yeah this can go in the main tag. why not