#and being cooped up in a vehicle with these devil children sounds horrific

[motleyfam]

ok, but after reading your analysis of the whole the who's carsick poll and the really cute Dick and Damian dynamic I cracked myself up thinking about a road trip without Dick, Duke, and Steph but with Damian where Bruce is secretly thinking 'sweet! we're gonna be able to make such good time!' blissfully unaware that he's weaving his way towards disaster. What a delightful though exercise!! Thank you! Also, what about Alfred?

(referring to this post)

lmaooo RIP Bruce thinks he's finally going to have some peace

#alfred... i just don't see him tagging along for family road trips #this is not for lack of being invited #the man just needs a fucking break sometimes #and being cooped up in a vehicle with these devil children sounds horrific #he flies out to meet them all at disney world #steps fresh off the plane in his pressed suit and sunglasses #while bruce and co. come stumbling out of the car looking like they've all had a brush with death #which honestly isn't too far from the truth after duke's window maneuver there