#and fished up a netherite chestplate

[landofdoom]

I'm still playing with the April Fools 'vote update', and I, on single player, voted to randomize what chickens drop, and ONE OF MY CHICKENS POOPS OUT BEACONS.

I never go to the End, and I'm still pissed at the nether for the last time it killed me and took all my good stuff, so please understand how impossible it is for me to get beacons without cheating. I actually don't cheat them, because I cheat lodestones, and don't do mega-builds that would make use of beacons' stat boosts.

I also have a chicken who poops out ender chests, and two that poop out shulker boxes. It has been a wild time.

#minecrab #minecraft vote update #world of foole #i'm trying to learn minor redstone to keep up with the many and varied chicken leavings #i tried culling the ones who only poop creative mode adjuster objects #but i'm too worried about being wrong #and snuffing one of my precious vending machines by accident #do you know what it's like to have so many diamond helmets that you have to start incinerating them to save space #i'm also using ''polluted fishing'' #and fished up a netherite chestplate #see again about me not going to the nether #only ancient debris i've ever found was a lucky surface find #for a joke update #this is way rad