#and goddammit shower beers are their own form of poetry

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btw when phoebe bridgers said 'got a stack of mail and a tall can, it's a shower beer, it's a payment plan' did she know the thought of shower beers would haunt me for the rest of my life?

#just the cascade of hot water while you drink a cold beverage #its WEIRD to drink in the shower but i cant tell you why #and goddammit shower beers are their own form of poetry #scalding hot water on the outside vs a cool beer slipping down your throat #plus the danger of water entering your beer can and diluting it or god forbid making it WARM