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Hi, Frank! Could you please tell us a short story about a haunted beach?

Sure! I think I've answered this sort of thing before but here goes again.

The beach is supposed to be haunted, and people are sure it is. (It doesn't bother us, though: for whatever reason our skin just refuses to stick to it.)

In other ways the beach isn't particularly haunted. A person walking along the beach at night will not see things moving around. He or she will just find that there is a lot of stuff for a person walking at night to run into, like the logs that drift in the surf. A person walking the beach in daylight will see it differently. He or she might hear some very loud noises that don't seem to correlate to anything around them, like someone having a heart attack at a distance.

People, especially the children, like to try to catch a glimpse of the ghost. This usually doesn't happen, but every now and then someone will say they did. This ghost is a man walking slowly up and down on the beach, not actually holding anything but just looking at the ocean, and he never disappears until he walks up to the edge of the beach. He walks up to the edge of the beach and then he is just gone, and the man walking with him has disappeared too. No one can say where the man disappears to.

All of this can also happen in daylight, although it usually is less dramatic. For example, in daylight it will happen that a man will turn a corner and see a man walking on the beach. The men will never even bother to acknowledge each other's existence (this is what people mean by "haunted"), but sometimes the man will try to do something that will bring the man into view, like try to speak to him, or ask a question, or walk closer or farther away. The man will be in the man's way, and the man will be unable to move, and the man will finally leave the area and go back to where he was previously.

People are really convinced that the beach is haunted. But when I ask my daughter about it, she doesn't believe it – she claims she had nightmares about walking along the beach, which turned out to be things that happened on the beach, but didn't seem to have any connection to the beach itself.

My brother, though? He thinks the beach is haunted, and it does scare him. He goes to the beach with his family, they find a place to sit down, and he sits down in the sand and the sand sticks to his skin. He can't stop crying.

He keeps talking about how he needs to buy a beach house, and he's sure the beach house will be haunted. Everyone tells him that it's normal for beaches to be haunted (there's a book about it!), and he cries harder and has to go out in the surf again.

If people really want an idea of what the beach might be like, they go to a bar/restaurant called the Beach Café. They order the Beach Sandwich, which consists of a bag of fried chicken and fries in a burger bun with mayo. The Beach Café claims that you cannot eat this sandwich unless you're at the beach, at night, and not in the water. This is because of a ghost that haunts the beach.

If you find the ghost and you bring your sandwich down to the beach, the ghost happens to appear next to you. If you order the sandwich, it is delivered (for some reason) to yourself at your front door, and you can then eat it in the privacy of your home. This is where it gets really scary: you can order the sandwich any time you wish, but you can never eat it. You will not get to enjoy the sandwich. The sandwich is not on the menu at the Beach Café. You can't order the sandwich at the Beach Café. You may have seen the ghost at the beach. You may have seen the ghost at another time. You cannot eat the sandwich even though the sandwich belongs to you. The sandwich only exists as a sort of ghost while you're eating it. The ghost will just suddenly vanish after the sandwich is eaten. Sometimes the ghost will make an appearance before the sandwich and will just turn into a sandwich of its own. "Oh, you got the sandwich! Well I sure did see that ghost! Didn't see her again, though."

As if all that wasn't bad enough, there's another ghost that haunts the beach (as if people really need another reason for their fears – and I mean this in all seriousness): the Japan ghost.

The Japan ghost is not really what most people want from the beach, as long as the ghost of the Beach Sandwich exists. Some people might like the Japan ghost, for example, but there's no Japan ghost.

It's a Japanese restaurant, and it's named after a place in Japan that's said to be really haunted. This is supposed to be because they made a deal with a ghost. (I find it hard to believe that people believe they made this deal with the ghost – the visions of the shore people are not making this up for money. Instead they're trying to explain what kind of deal they could have possibly made with a ghost, which seems to go beyond just asking a ghost to haunt the restaurant.) Anyway, they say that they got so tired of people walking in to get food and then leaving without ordering, that they made a deal with the ghost and now there are ghosts and no one else ever goes into the restaurant because it is supposedly haunted.

There's one ghost that exists in every picture. In the restaurant photos you can look directly at the ghost while your meal is on the way to you, and then look at the ghost again once you get your meal. The ghost always shows up somewhere in the photo, and it's the same ghost every time. (You can't order food in the restaurant if you look at the ghost in a photo.) This ghost isn't the same ghost that shows up at the beach restaurant. (It is possible, however, to "see" the ghosts in the beach restaurant pictures while looking at the ghost in the pictures at the restaurant.)

People seem to believe the ghost is real, but I find it hard to believe that the ghost could be real without someone in the restaurant telling it to scare people. (I also have to wonder what sort of deal the ghost could have agreed to to make the ghost appear at this particular

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A Defense Of A Mixed Economy

Whether its Anarchism or Totalitarianism. Capitalism or Socialism. There's really only one thing I can say on such matters. A mixed economy is sufficiently better, than unfettered capitalism or total socialism on the other. Anarchism doesn't work, because people with too much freedom are susceptible to do dangerous things with too much freedom, which is why governments are an evil necessary to form to prevent freedom being overly abused to such a great extent that it would put everyone's public safety at risk. Totalitarianism however doesn't work either because placing too much power into the state, prevents economic marketable growth and stunts personal development.

Capitalism however promotes a free market system whereby citizens are practically free to create almost any product or provide almost any service and ideally start their own business to make their own profits. One of the main selling points of capitalism is that it’s a system that primarily self-regulates. It’s meant to keep prices and the quality of products and services at least half way decent. Of course it doesn’t always work out that way, but that’s the general idea. Another wonderful thing about capitalism is that it aims to preserve economic freedom from excessive government control. That’s a good thing. However, there is always at least some government regulation involved, as there should be in my opinion. Though most hard core capitalists believe in the French expression Laissez-Faire, which means “leave it alone.” They hold to the idea that if government would just stay out of the way and not legally interfere or try to regulate what business owners can and can’t do, all would go well. But in my view, as well as in the view of most leading economists, this is not realistic.

The list of corruption that rises under a completely free market, is too long to go into. But one quick example, is how oil companies would surely release far too many carbon emissions into the atmosphere during their production process if unregulated by the government. You know the old saying, “If you give them an inch, they’ll take a mile.” When unregulated, people will always eventually fall out of line. It’s kind of like when the teacher leaves the classroom, there will always be those children who will stand up on their desks, throw paper airplanes and spit spit-balls. Whatever margin for error is given, it will always be used to its fullest degree. So there must be at least some rules.

Capitalism, on its own, is not flawless, and is too often unfair. For example, it’s not fair that a young teenager can come out with a number one hit single of a song the singer didn’t even write and make millions, while a hard working adult works all day in the Sun, digging ditches, yet can barely feed his family or pay his rent. Wealth is often unjustly distributed. In fact, it is and has been the American way. In America, people can gain wealth by finding it, by winning it, by stealing it, or by inheriting it. Money is too often not truly earned.

Unfortunately, most capitalists think that competition, and free markets solve all problems. Competition is good, but too much competition can be a bad thing, leading to inferior products and/or services. For example, things are usually made just well enough to outdo the competition in order to maximize profits, which is unfortunately the real goal of most capitalizing Americans. Parts are often cheep, services are rushed, and many wear a fake smile while they trick you into paying for things you don’t really need. It’s a dog-eat-dog world, a “sink or swim” ideology. But thankfully capitalism, when properly regulated, does help to keep prices, product quality, and the government in check.

Socialism on the other hand is a system that promotes equal opportunity, financial safety nets, shared profits and shared sacrifice. Under pure socialism, every able-working person would always have a job and always have an income. Though we currently live within a dominantly capitalistic system, we do have many socialized programs and services like our public school system, our public libraries, the police and fire departments, Social Security, Medicare, and welfare programs like unemployment checks, food stamps, and Medicaid. Many socialized programs serve as a safety net for those who lose their jobs or become too ill to work. Imagine what would happen if your house caught on fire, yet for whatever reason, good or bad, you couldn’t afford to have the fire department come and put it out. Though your neighbors, who could afford to hire the fire department, chose to do nothing about it. In all likelihood, your house would burn down, along with damaging the homes of your neighbors who stood by. Therefore, at least some safety nets should be in place.

However, the word socialism has become demonized by capitalists and is now somewhat synonymous with Democrat. Some of the main complaints and concerns many have with socialism is that it increases the size of government, can lead to wasteful spending, and can encourage “social loafing” or laziness, whereby people who could work harder choose not to, because they believe other citizens will pick up the slack. Therefore, you get a lot of free-loaders riding the coat tails of others. I agree these are all very valid concern, but the solution is not to get rid of socialism altogether. Let’s not go from one bad extreme to the other and over compensate. When people abuse their car by speeding, making illegal turns, or getting into accidents it’s not logical to get rid of all cars or ban all driving. The answer is to find more ways to prevent people from taking advantage of the system. For example, social psychologists have discovered that having a good work plan, involving specifically assigned duties, and having fair evaluations of individual performances dramatically reduces social loafing.

But some still worry that individuality would become lost within a purely socialized society and argue that it would cradle and overprotect citizens. I agree this would likely be the case which is why I believe some capitalism is needed to help remedy those problems. We have to maintain a healthy level of individuality and personal reward. If you are familiar with many of my philosophical views, you will know by now that I always advocate balance in everything. Total socialized assistance is wrong and so is having absolutely no socialized assistance. The solution is in a careful balance between the two.

Many also argue that a socialized system can not be as financially successful as a capitalistic one. There was an economic experiment conducted by a Mayo high school student, in Rochester Minnesota, named Paul A. Leonard. The experiment was intended to compare the financial success between a capitalistic group and a socialistic group. The results showed that students performed more pushups and acquired more candy under a more stressful capitalistic system in comparison to a less stressful socialistic system. Even though Paul’s classroom experiment was only meant to be analogous to the real world, as all experiments are meant to be, I still thought the experiment was oversimplified. Paul’s experiment maintained ideal conditions and gave the false impression that pure capitalism would be a total success. For instance, he did not factor in important variables like unemployment, price fluctuations, inflation and deflation, and theft often found within a capitalistic system. A more accurate picture would have shown some students, within the capitalistic group, merely standing by to reflect the idea that no one could afford to hire them to do the pushups or students stealing candy from other classmates in order to survive.

In the real world, we are not just dealing with mere pieces of candy in exchange for pushups. In the real world, people suffer greatly. They become homeless, sick, and die when, for whatever reason, they fall behind. Anyone, regardless of how rich or good looking or decent, can eventually become down on his luck and find himself in desperate financial need. Don’t be naive thinking that as long as you do the right thing and work hard that you are completely safe from any financial collapse. The insensitivity of unbridled capitalism–a financial machine that cares only about itself, as a whole, and not the individual–will leave you far behind to be crushed within its gears and turbines. Yes, capitalism can make a nation more financially powerful, in the short run, but look at the costs. Most are overworked, over stressed, and can’t spend enough time with their loved ones. Children, on average, are not being properly raised. It’s not good to have an economic system which primarily focuses on acquiring money at almost any costs. The amount of money a nation makes should not be the only measure of its worth.

So it’s true that a purely socialistic system may not be as financially successful in the short run as a purely capitalistic system. However, a purely socialistic system profits in other ways. Such a system is often more humane, more compassionate, less stressful, and less corrupt than a purely capitalistic system. In simplest terms, whenever there is a gain, there will be a loss and for every loss there is a gain. This Yin-Yang effect is why I always advocate a combination of both systems. It comes back to the balancing act I strongly believe in.

Capitalists celebrate financial independence, self-reliance, and individuality, whereas socialists celebrate interdependence, cooperation, and community. These are all good qualities when properly balanced. Socialists hate unbridled capitalism and capitalists often criticize any form of socialism. But it’s unfortunate that many have not yet come to realize that some socialism is a good thing, just as some degree of capitalism is a good thing. Independence and self reliance are fine attributes, however, there are times when we not only need to depend on others, but should depend on others, because it allows us to be better people and it helps us to be more communal.

To sum up, pure unbridled capitalism is too insensitive, too selfish, and too cruel. It’s a cut-throat philosophy—an every man for himself ideology. With pure capitalism, there is an inescapable loss, and that is the nation’s moral sole. On the other hand, pure socialism can be overprotective and may inhibit individual recognition and rewards for personal efforts, talents, and strengths. Both capitalism and socialism, alone and independent of the other, are doomed to fail. However, both socialism and capitalism are needed. We need a system that provides incentives to work hard and rewards those who do, yet at the same time, a system that is compassionate enough to lend a helping hand when necessary—one that does not cruelly punish those who truly, for legitimate reasons and unjust circumstances, can’t work as hard or produce as much. Keep in mind that what affects one citizen ultimately affects all other citizens and one bad apple spoils the bunch. We are all apart of the same team whether we like it or not. So we need to start exercising a more cooperative effort in order for the human race to survive. It’s easy to do the wrong thing and it costs to do the right thing. We need a system that supports and maintains a healthy balance between capitalism and socialism, between competition and cooperation, between independence and dependence, between the private sector and the public sector, and between regulation and freedom.

Right now we are very out of balance, and as a result, nations are falling. When there are children who are not getting properly educated, it means something is wrong with the system. When people are starving, it means there’s something wrong with the system. When people can’t get proper healthcare, it means there is something wrong with the system. We must all pull our resources together to aid one another during these desperate times or the entire system will fall and all our cherished money will become completely worthless. Personally, I would prefer to trade in some of my cash to help my fellow man and to keep my sole in tact. Remember, what goes around comes around. The more you support your fellow citizens, the more they will be able to support you in your time of need. “All for one and one for all” should be the slogan for America . . . and the world.

Again, there is no perfect political system. No matter how well a system of government is designed and built, corruption will always manage to seep through the cracks. But, it’s our civil duty to do all we can to push back any and all forms of corruption and injustice as much as possible.

Down through the ages, we come closer and closer to creating the perfect society, even though we have had many setbacks. Like a pea rolling back and forth along the walls of a huge bowl, we are slowly but surely finding our way towards the center of equilibrium. Like a set of adjustable lenses the answers are coming into focus. Soon the arrow of correctness will hit the bull’s-eye straight enough.

Definitions of Capitalism & Socialism

Capitalism is an economic and political system (based on self-interest and competition) in which all the means of production and distribution are privately owned and operated within a free market society.

Socialism is an economic and political system (based on group-interest and cooperation) in which all the means of production and distribution are collectively owned and operated by all members of a society.

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