#and it’s full of silly photos of the kiddads with their ‘‘nephew’’

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Projecting my own teen experiences onto the kiddads bc I’m out of the house rn and I think it’s funny

Terry: took a parenting class in 12th grade and on the first night of his culminative assignment he ended up crying, naked wrapped in a towel, on the bathroom floor after the robot baby interrupted him pre-shower.

Lark: left for school in the morning then walked around for two blocks before heading back home, after his parents went to work. Snuck in through his bedroom window on more than one occasion, when either parent stayed home. Did this for a week straight.

Sparrow: got clocked as aspec before he even realized while out at a cafe during lunch with Rebecca, but she told him she didn’t mind because she’s good with her hands and can just think about him??

Grant: while on a date w/ his high school boyfriend at the fair, his boyfriend’s mother tracked him down just to argue with him. Grant attempted to slip away to offer some privacy but his boyfriend kept an iron grip on his hand, so he spent the next several minutes awkwardly turned away from the argument.

Nick: during an orthodontist appointment, was recommended to install metal springs because he kept forgetting to wear his elastics. Without even discussing it, Jodie gave the okay for the springs but the smallest size available were too big - therefore not installed - and Nick refused to speak to Jodie for the rest of the day.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #kiddads #terry jr stampler #lark oak garcia #sparrow oak garcia #grant wilson #nick close #nicky swift #nicholas foster #I still can’t believe he has three names #also I know Jodie would’ve been in hell during Nick’s teen years but I think he would’ve stopped by up top #I’d recently had the memory of myself frantically caring for a robo baby and thought #Terry would’ve taken a family studies/parenting elective in high school #and he would’ve crushed it 100% he’s got that fake baby book in a box in the attic #and it’s full of silly photos of the kiddads with their ‘‘nephew’’ #welcome home baby - bring your kids to work day - it’s real to me