#and marc DOES have interest in car racing he watches f1 a lot. in terms of actually doingggg it. naw not crazy enough

[moonshynecybin]

Ah but consider Marc as a wag in the WeC paddock where most of them are older than him so ticking his age kink, where people like Jenson are there so ticking his champion/competency kink and they tuck him under their arm so very easily. Someone might have allowed him to test a car or do a lap and now Marc's own competency milkshake brings all the drivers to the yard. Everyone is super fond. WEC weekends are basically Marc in a candy shop, a lovely little treat. Valentino drowns him in his number/clothing like a dog staking his claim.

the merch thing is so funny because like yeah it’s this nasty illicit sex claim slash possessive romantic gesture that they both enjoy as like. a sublimation of their egos into one another and a way to merge their legacies and souls. but in another very real sense they both think it is the funniest bit in the worlddddddd. stupid in joke with the public that is also a humblebrag. it would be like that time marc put on the vale hat for the italian reporters but this time it’s not tinged with the bitter sadness of the joke being GET IT BECAUSE HE HATES ME. instead it’s the smug joy of GET IT HE LOVES MEEE :D so he can walk around decked out booty shorts with THE DOCTOR on the ass and then joyfully post it eight times to instagram while everyone walking around the paddock feeds him flattering questions about his own sport AND he gets to brag about vale. maybe and genuinely the ideal scenario for marc as wag. i bet he wakes up from a dream exactly like that now and feels it in his TEETH he wants it so bad

#and marc DOES have interest in car racing he watches f1 a lot. in terms of actually doingggg it. naw not crazy enough #maybe for a fun leedle sponsored thang. #i mean vale only took it up because his body wasn’t letting him ride a bike the way he wanted and he’s addicted to paddock life/competition #motogp #callie speaks #asks #rosquez