#and nandor just like whipped his pockets out to pay for something and its just paperclips

[natjennie]

like nandor is genuinely THE character of all time. he is a bloodthirsty killing machine, warlord of the ottoman empire, supernatural man-eater. he looms, a foreboding presence, tall and broad and dark and also he's a fucking dork.

he drinks blood from sippy cups. he's a horse girl. he forgets people can be Not bisexual. he calls cobwebs spider houses. his love language is gift giving. he stands with the little t-rex arms. he gets pouty and whiny when he doesnt have someone hold his hand and tuck him into bed. he hyperfocused on the macarena for an entire year. he loves american basketball. he wore a bob seger shirt with cowboy boots and no pants.

who else is out here doing it like him? absolutely no one.

#im obsesed with him #hes so fucking stupid i love him #im reading violet hill (the cowboy nandermo fic <3) #and nandor just like whipped his pockets out to pay for something and its just paperclips #and then ran into the door head first and said 'fucking door' #like... what a dorkazoid im in love #wwdits #nandor wwdits #these are all canon things btw #if u dont know about wwdits. every one of these are provable in the canon of the show