#and sometimes I forget that its not actually gortash in that scene

[flymmsy]

Gortash stole Durge's tattoos but something tells me she's okay with that.

#the look in the first panel kills me #theyre in love your honor #honestly Ive commandeered the ascended astarion romance scene to turn it into the durgetash reunion bang scene we so rightfully deserve #and sometimes I forget that its not actually gortash in that scene #bummer #bg3 #enver gortash #durgetash #durge #also lol @ me like 'how am I gonna hide the nipple?' #well placed shadow #modesty void #lyrathedarkurge

[morgana-ren]

I'm in Raphael hell right now. I'm ascended Astarion and Gortash sandwich all the way for my toxicity but Raphael has snuck up on me!

He looks upon her with such longing and hate I think he might actually kill her

Urgh Hope you lucky bitch

Also this line from him

I'd hate to have to slit a child up the navel and rinse you in their insides

I forget he is a devil sometimes!! Although his dirty nursery rhyme is so funny.

What playthrough are you doing at the moment? Where you up to?

Raphael has the wit, charm, and charisma that most successful devils possess. It's how they get their way. They come off eloquent and personable, and humans are disarmed because many are conventionally attractive. A nasty little trick to lull you into the weaver's web.

I have to applaud his ambition. Even for a devil, he truly dreamed big.

I think I never considered Raphael like that mostly because, during the base game, it seems as if he has zero interest in you carnally. At all. In fact, he's entirely narcissistic and only wants to have sex with himself--

Or so it appears to the untrained eye.

Anyone who has spoken and has a standing pact with Raphael's personal succubus Haarlep can tell you that he does, in fact, want to fuck Tav.

I like to imagine he might not've been interested before. Humans are a dime a dozen, after all. However, there's something undeniably alluring about a clever, canny human willing to play his game and make him work for it. The audacity to break into his house. A force of nature cutting a swath out of the Sword Coast for themselves. Headstrong and determined. It might hammer its way into his mind after a while.

Truthfully, stay in true devil form and lengthen his hair, and I'd probably be very into him. I love my men elegant, sinister, and with fangs and wings and horns, so he certainly fits the bill.

Something something something, you kill Haarlep and you owe him a personal play toy. He seeks out a deal. You take it because whatever it is he holds over your head is too dastardly. You are now his playtoy. Just off the top of my head.

As for my playthrough, Abeloth is dinking around in the city, trying to finish as many quests as she can before we end the game. I have to do another Durge playthrough because apparently I wasn't resting enough and I missed some vital fucking scenes. Some quests are time oriented so I was deliberately trying not to rest unless absolutely necessary. I missed some really good ones. I'm extremely bummed. These are like triple digit hour playthroughs, maaaan.

#morgana and friends #raphael bg3