#and third place goes to 2015. year of the bill clinton mask and the roach-covered spiderweb cape

[gobbluthbutagirl]

the funny thing is though. even though i will literally just be at work tonight. this will still probably be the single most eventful halloween of my life

#i guess second place would probably be 2017. which was probably the most elaborate of my front yard displays #that was the year i built an entire gallows in the front yard #and third place goes to 2015. year of the bill clinton mask and the roach-covered spiderweb cape #hiding under the table while the life-size mummy i made sat on top with the candy bowl #runner-up would be 2014. when i transformed myself into a scarecrow & sat in a rocking chair holding the candy bowl. #accidentally punched a kid in the face due to that damn cheesecloth fucking with my depth perception that year. not hard but i still hit him #felt terrible about it so i let him take extra candy. fortunately he found the whole thing hilarious