#and was very interstingggg

[fire-but-ashes-too]

things that went down during my last family dinner

-an incestous relationship between a family friend's sister and her cousin (ew)

-all the thousands of crushes my aunt has had over the years plus comments from my grandma

-a hardcore shipping session from all my family for my aunt and her "ex" boyfriend whom are currently together in colombia and will be there alone together for the next month

-what went down during my parents'wedding

-my dad's version of scary story: he once got stuck in a house in somewhere while a storm raged outside with no electricity on halloween

-my grandpa leaving my aunt in the economy class while he went in buisness during a flight from italy to canada

-my grandpa leaving my grandma in an hotel in said canada without her credit card, so she couldn't pay for her hotel room

-my aunt's airplane sleeping methods

-this guy who once flew next to said aunt, whod probably taken a xanax before and had his blanket up his head, a sleeping mask over it and managed to sleep through all the several attempts at waking him up

-my aunt and her cousin (my uncle) pretending to be a couple on their honeymoon to get a free upgrade

-how to kill scorpions according to my grandma: smash them with a hammer

-me screaming when a wasp sat next to me

-zia cocchi goes to verona and back to melbourne: special edition

-how many crickets we saw

-this guy my aunt had a "crush" on whom she actually wanted to poison/j

-whether or not you can take melatonin while pregnant

-a tech glove made of a sock my brother made

-where the moon was (we couldnt see it)

-my aunt singing the australian anthem

-CATS

-my uncles landlord who misteriously disappeared

-more people who misteriously disappeared, among which this guy my dad met who ran away from everything and everyone and travels america on his motorbike

-what my grandmas gonna do now that my grandpa's away

#really random #but it was iconic #thought id post it #you might find some of these things in my writing lmao #as much as my parents are annoying #and half my family quite prejudiced #and i want to move away as soon as i can #tea was spilled #and was very interstingggg

[harrywritingsbyme]

Hiiiiii i just posted the first chapter to something im working on! its going to get very smutty harry is a psychopath in it if you want to check it out i would love for you to read it bby <3!!!

ouuuu...that sounds interstingggg👀👀👀i’ll definitely check it out babessss🥰🥰🥰

#asks