#and whenever one of my packages gets sent to the kiosk anyway IT OFTEN TAKES SEVERAL DAYS FOR MY LETTER OF NOTICE TO ARRIVE

[nitw]

why do you gotta tell me the same thing THRICE if it's still not out for delivery!!

#leo.txt #it's EXACTLY 15 kilometers away from my home by car! i checked!!!!!! you are so unserious i swear to god #fedex denmark do you not deliver on thursdays or fridays??? hm???? im pretty sure you do?????????????? #like come on im this close to just walking out to your storage facility and pick it up by myself! and i'm a lazy asshole with adhd!!!! #denmark is so teeny tiny you could just like THROW THE THING and ill catch it with my mouth like a dog with a frisbee ITS NOT THAT HARD #this package is essential to my life! not really! but you ARE actively killing and murdering me and kicking me in the nuts by withholding i #and yknow what????? you guys don't even deliver it to my house half the time anyway!!! you just get confused because theres 2 doors #and youre like 'lol whatever not my problem' and send it to the kiosk instead! #BUT you never even send it to the NEAREST KIOSK THAT'S LIKE 2 SECONDS AWAY #you ALWAYS send it to the one that's WAYYYYY FURTHER AWAY FOR SOME REASON #what did the other poor storeowner do to you??? why do you hate and mistreat both of us so? isn't life hard enough as it is? #we literally PRINTED OUT A SIGN and TAPED IT TO THE GLASS OF /BOTH FRONT DOORS/ #with INSTRUCTIONS FOR MAILMEN #telling you that if the package is too big to fit in the mailbox to the rightmost entrance #then just CALL THE DOORPHONE and you'll immediately be let inside #so you can leave it in the entrance!!!! #WE MADE YOU A SIGN! IT'S FOR YOU!!!! THAT WAS SO NICE OF US #and yet you still just leave us in the dust (THE DUST???) (the DUST.......) #and whenever one of my packages gets sent to the kiosk anyway IT OFTEN TAKES SEVERAL DAYS FOR MY LETTER OF NOTICE TO ARRIVE #/AS A PHYSICAL PAPER LETTER. IN THE MAIL. BY YOU/ #LITERALLY 1984 #SEND POST