#anyway i can't believe you think about my au i'm so 🥺💕😭

[handwrittenhello]

💕 self-love time! talk about which ones of YOUR creations (edits, artworks, fanfics) you like the most then send to other creators to do the same 💕

hi i love you 🥺

for fics, i'm gonna have to say lay me down in ash again, my post-apocalyptic au (that i still want to write a sequel for!) also who cares, baby (i think i wanna marry you), a silly accidentally-married oneshot. both are geraskier and wow i can't believe my beloved yennefer isn't in them?? oh well i just like them for their concept and execution ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

for art, it was so hard to choose 😭 but i limited myself to 3 so i'm gonna go with:

1:

yenralt on a hot spring getaway, which was my gift for stillmadaboutpetra for the witcher secret santa,

2:

yennefer wearing jaskier's coat, an idea that immediately gripped me post-s2 and which was my first foray into lineless art (and i learned a ton!!!), and

3:

kim kitsuragi from disco elysium, which i just finished yesterday 😅 but i'm super proud of myself for not tracing at all and also for finishing it so much more quickly compared to my past work, which might have taken me five times as long!

anyway mwah thank you for reminding me to be proud of my work💕

#the witcher #disco elysium #hhartt

[leqclerc]

omg hii okay when I made that gifset and the second GIF... whew, the domestic implications 🤕 ... I IMMEDIATELY thought about your Nora AU! Charles and Seb staying in a hotel together, probably on a summer cruise (?). in the video Seb may be throwing those red shoes into a suitcase but in my head he's packing Nora's swim shorts 🥰 the synchronized head tilt happens when they're playing the Newlywed Game arranged by the cruise, as a honeymoon package thing. (I think about your Nora AU a lot jsj)

Oh my god I was not expecting this at all but I am 👀 First of all I’m flattered that you, like, even think about my AU at all! That’s wild! 🥺💕 

Also...oh my god. Okay so I love how you said Seb’s the one packing Nora’s swim shorts because this implies he’s the one packing her stuff and getting her ready for the trip and this feels very accurate. Like let’s be honest between the two of them Seb’s the organised one - probably has a list, either on a piece of paper or just one he mentally ticks off - of essentials to bring, estimates how many pairs of t-shirts, shorts, dresses, etc. she’ll need and on top of that remembers to pack her favourite plushie, sunscreen, etc. Charles...is okay at packing, but that’s mostly a by-product of years and years spent travelling and living out of suitcases between races. I think he’s the type to like pack his go-to stuff (so usually that’s team gear, toiletries, his favourite and most-used clothing pieces) but also I think if he forgets something he’s not above just shrugging and buying it new. Or he downright under-packs as an excuse to go shopping for new stuff, lmao 😑🙄 

Also...just the idea of a summer cruise ajsdfjg I never would’ve thought of that. I always just sort of envisioned classic get-on-the-plane-and-fly-there type holiday scenarios but a cruise omg the potential for shenanigans is immense. THE NEWLYWED GAME as part of the honeymoon package I’m ahsjdfrgebdthfbg The funniest thing is they already kind of played that irl, courtesy of Shell - the way they had Charles ask Seb what the fastest route from his hometown to Monaco is is...honestly super sus 👀 I’m just laughing at the idea of them being ushered onto the stage by the cruise entertainment organisers or someone and like a little crowd of spectators gathering around them as they’re being asked questions about each other and their relationship and they’re being characteristically incomprehensible about it ajskd Amazing 10/10 

#replies #gcthmcity #sebchalex #sebchal asks #headcanon asks #just the 5 second clip of them in the same hotel room gives +100 worms boots istg #anyway i can't believe you think about my au i'm so 🥺💕😭 #ily ily

[theflyingfeeling]

How about buddy cop story starring (t)twins, who always fight, but in the end would do everything for the partner? The rest of the boys are other officers, chief, informant etc.

I feel like opening this with one of my favourite jokes:

Why do cops always work in pairs?

- Because the other one knows how to read and the other one knows how to write 🤓

Every time officers Hokka and Porko have just had lunch at a gas station and Porko disappears in the men's room, Joel knows it's gonna be at least 10 minutes until they can leave; not because Porko takes that long to pee, but because he often likes to spend an unnecessary amount of his working hours to check himself out on the mirror or, sometimes, flirting with someone he ran into in the bathroom (or on his way there) 😑 In fact, it's not once or twice Joel has contemplated driving off and dumping Porko right there and then

(One time he actually did, but felt guilty about it immediately after and drove back, only to find out Joonas was still in the bathroom 😐)

Joonas, however, thinks Joel should "live a little and finally ask the cute receptionist out on a date before you both die of blue balls"

Hokka: "At least I can keep my balls in my pants, unlike you and Officer Moilanen the other night. I wonder what chief Lalli would think if he knew what you're using your handcuffs for."

Porko: "Why, he'd thank me for the tip 😏"

And anyway, while in the lavatory, Joonas happened to have an extremely fruitful chat with one of their key informants regarding one of their biggest on-going cases, so there! 😤

H: "In a public restroom?! Fucking hell, Porko, I can't believe you could be so unprofessional!"

(actually, he can)

P: "Because sulking about whenever someone approaches you is SO much more helpful, Hokka? Jesus, no wonder they think cops are jerks, you're a real-life example of one."

H: "Better a jerk than a loose-lipped blabbermouth"

P: "Niko likes it at least 😌"

H: *turns on the radio louder*

So that's their dynamics, yeah? I haven't watched too many cop shows in my life so I'm not gonna go in too much detail with a fully developed plot (sorry!) but I can offer you these headcanons:

Joel consoling Joonas when his favourite police dog needs to be put down 😭

Joonas, in turn, consoling Joel when he finally does ask the the cute receptionist out but he declines oh nooooo!! (it's because the receptionist just been hired and doesn't want to appear unprofessional; otherwise he'd very much like to go out with Joel 🥺

(wow look at me adding some cheeky mutual pining into a buddy cop AU, who would ever have thought 😅)

Joel has to take sick leave because he's caught the worst cold of the century 🤧 and, against all odds, Joonas misses him terribly after just one day and brings him some soup and marshmallows (he's heard they're good for a sore throat). It's the first time he's been to Joel's place and he's so shocked to see the state of it that he decides to clean it up a bit while he's at it (=ends up scrubbing the whole apartment from roof to ceiling) 🤧

(Joel may be so feverish that he asks Joonas to pet his head a little to ease the heat and pressure 🥺 and Joonas does 🥺

(They don't talk about it when Joel comes back to work.)

Joonas getting offended when Joel's insults go a step too far and he proceeds to sulk for the rest of their 12-hour work shift, until Joel attempts to appease him with a doughnut 🍩 (he accepts and gives half of it to Joel 💕)

One time they get in a huge fight (as in, bigger than the squabbles they usually have) because of a fucked-up assignment, of which they blame each other. Chief Lalli gets so tired of them screaming at each other that he locks them up in the drunk tank until they have made up

(Afterwards, Tommi finds them in deep embrace, crying against each other's shoulders)

Sideplots include Niko convincing the cute receptionist that starting a fling with one's co-worker is not necessarily a fatal move if you play your cards right, and chief Lalli running into their key informant in the most unusual context that may or may not include handcuffs.. 😳

#blind channel #blind channel rpf #yes i can add (mutual) pining to every AU you can imagine just watch me #the joel & joonas here is platonic though #what. no handcuff emoji?