#argh did you hear about what that blackbeard did this time

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stede thinks he's in a gay romcom, ed thinks he's in a gay drama, and both of them are just so down bad for each other that the entire caribbean is spilling tea about them like genzers talking about celebrity gossip

#a group of pirates drinking at a shitty bar on pirate island or whatever just going #argh did you hear about what that blackbeard did this time #AYE HE CRASHED A WEDDING #ONE OF ME MATEYS SAID HE CAUGHT HIM CRYING IN HIS ROOM MAKING THE TWO CAKE TOPPERS KISS #jim calls ed a simp to his face and ed throws them off the ship lucius style #our flag means death season 2 #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers