#aro etho means a lot to me (i am aroace and i love projecting)

[catmaidetho]

hello is it finally time to discuss aroace etho. has my time finally fucking come.

this man would not know flirting if it hit him with a car battery. someone could walk up to him, say "oh my god you're so hot and sexy and smart can i suck your dick" and he'd just do that silly little giggle he does and go "thanks!" and then skip away to dig a 50x50 block hole in the ground for his latest storage system idea. how did bdubs get thru to him? newsflash: he didnt, and he doesnt.

he incidentally "flirts back" at ppl sometimes but he just thinks its a bit. everything is a bit to him. it's fitting that he loves horses so much bcuz this man is Married To The Bit. joel's obsession gem's playful violence cleo's everything Its All A Bit. the only person who genuinely couldn't care less if etho reciprocates their feelings is cleo because she's technically like his coworker in clethubs. meanwhile if joel doesnt get mail back from etho in 2 seconds he'll explode, but he's definitely not the one who's obsessed no no its etho. meanwhile etho just thinks it's funny.

to all outside observers it is extremely funny watching people fumble over themselves to try and win etho's affection and etho just being a brick wall. iskall in s8, grian just continuously, and now the latest people being joel and gem. the only reason bdubs somehow weasled himself into being the only person etho is mildly okay with being romantic with is because he brute-forced it over Years And Years and most people just arent that patient.

#khaos.txt #etho #does this make sense. #aro etho means a lot to me (i am aroace and i love projecting)