#asexual and theoretically kinky is my new fav identifier

[naomiruthwrites]

This person on The Instagram: tell me about a scene in a movie that is not inherently sexual but you still find very hot.

Me: ohmygods, I know there are several very weird and messed up responses I could have to this as an asexual (theoretically) kinky person, and I literally can think of no examples right now, not a single one, and I am so sorry for depriving the world of this moment that could have been truly disturbing to all of my family members following me here on Instagram.

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I am so sad about this wasted opportunity y’all.

Who even am I right now? Why can I think of nothing, NOTHING, not a single fanfic worthy example, or a PTSD Pigeon moment.

I have failed. I have failed you all. I live in the shame of this failing, now, and forevermore.

#asexual and theoretically kinky is my new fav identifier #who am I right now is a legit question when you’re part of a system lololol #but really #what is wrong with me right now #failed forevermore living in the shame of this failure dramatically as it should be