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sweetheart-ashy · 2 months
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ASHER PRESENTS REDACTED BOYS DRINK OF CHOICE
Lasko : coffee
Damien : hot chocolate (but hot hot.)
Huxley : tea
Caelum : apple juice/chocolate milk
Gavin : the pink monster energy
Hudson : cheap coffee shop coffee (broke college student)
David : black coffee
Milo : oreo krushum from kfc
Asher : lemonade with no sufar
( + none of the wolf boys enjoy caffine)
Guy : coke cola
Geordi : boba
Vincent : red wine (with blood in it 🙄)
Sam: whiskey (WHISKEY WHISKEY WHISKEY FEVER)
SPECIAL ADDS!!
Honey : pepsi
Lovely : tea with honey (not honey above)
Freelancer : just give then a liquid. (DEHYDRATED)
Baabe : smoothie
Angel : pink lemonade
Sweetheart : coffee
Darlin: vodka (+ redbull)
Echo : space and time itself
Hush : bleach
Alexis : white wine (thats pink….)
Porter : Tea. Tea. Tea. Tea. Tea.
Quinn : coffee with vodka
Kody : doesnt deserve liquids
Adam : should drink bleach
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sweetheart-ashy · 3 months
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✨ASHER PRESENTS🍕
Random shit ive decided fits redacted characters (your opinions dont matter) ((yes they do please add if you wanna))
Lasko
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Lovely
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Guy
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Lasko and co-worker/any wolf boi couple
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David and angel
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Guy to honey
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Huxley
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Inversion walkie talkies
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Caelum
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Gavin as soon as he huxley and damien meet
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I didnt know tumblr had a post image limit :(
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sweetheart-ashy · 5 months
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ASHER PRESENTS REDACTED MARIO KART
lasko : shy guy
damien : princess daisy
huxley : donkey kong
caelum : baby mario
gavin : princess peach
hudson : toad
david : bowser
milo : furry mario
asher : yoshi
guy : mario (and he does the mario voice the entire time)
geordi : princess rosalina
vincent : waluigi
sam : the mii
SPECIAL ADDS!!
Honey: toadette
Lovely: Inkling girl (the green version)
Freelancer: Bowser
Baabe: Baby Daisy
Angel: princess peach.
Sweetheart: Waluigi
Co-worker: Baby mario
Darlin: Dry bowser
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sweetheart-ashy · 5 months
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ASHER PRESENTS THE MUSICAL BOYS REDACTED MUSICALS
lasko : little shop of horrors
damien : heathers
huxley : waitress
caelum : the sound of music
gavin : chicago
hudson : be more chill
david : he doesnt like musicals (mamma mia)
milo : wicked
asher : the rocky horror picture show
guy : the guy who didnt like musicals
geordi : Les miserables
vincent : phantom of the opera
sam : hamilton
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sweetheart-ashy · 9 months
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ASHER PRESENTS REDACTED ASMR AS THINGS IVE HEARD AT ROWING!!
Vincent : "you're a feminist"
Adam : "I don't like feminist people"
Gavin :"pinacladaaaa"
lasko : "Hello, I should know you but I dont"
damien : "We look like twats"
huxley : "why?"
damien : "because we aren't straight"
asher : "DOORS" (he proceeded to run info a door)
milo : "shit we’re American"
Gavin : "Can I sit on the floor, no my ass is too thick"
lasko : "I've been meaning to do this for months, I'm not going to forget"
the damn crew groupchat name : "tacky wizards"
asher : "I want [DAVID SHAW] to throw it back"
everyone from the inversion : "my therapist ghosted me"
Gavin : "I'm proud of my ding dong"
asher : "I think it's impossible to get hit by a car"
Darlin :"GUYS, here's how to live, jump in front of a car"
huxley : "traffic dicks, my man"
James : "get angry at the machine"
baabe : "I'm not parched because im a hydration queen" (in a British tone)
angel : "my fingers don't fit in a Pringles can anymore"
asher : (while gaming) "tinytoes29 your mine" (tinytoes29 is milo)
asher : "downside of chewing gum is you don't know what to do with it when you're done""
david : yea you do, you chew"
Sam : "Jesus Christ on a motorbike"
baabe : " l love your [beta]"
david : "my autistic [beta]?"
asher : "[sam] is decompositing as we speak"
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sweetheart-ashy · 9 months
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ASHER PRESENTS REDACTED AS QUOTES FROM MY DRAMA (+ summer camp!)
Asher : "PEDOPHILA"
Milo : "is your hair a sex organ?!"
Asher : "YES"
lasko :"stressgetheei"
caelum playing pretend with freelancer : "snore damn you snore"
damien : "rant over"
co-worker/lovely/angel : "idk what to buy males"
damn squad to kody : "look at him he looks like a crusty noodle"
freelancer to gavin : sometimes you got to grab life by the horns and make the devil suck your dick
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