#astarion: i had the weirdest dream. i dreamt that i got whacked over the head with a shovel by some old bat.

[nightingaletrash]

imagine if Millicent ended up with lasombra!Astarion as a childer. she wouldn't torture him, but he'd definitely have a fear of shovels and being clipped around the ear

#vtm #vtmnr #millicent rue #bg3 #astarion ancunin #astarion: i had the weirdest dream. i dreamt that i got whacked over the head with a shovel by some old bat. #millicent: ...alright that's it i am never shovelheading ever again #kara: you said that after you made amicia #sullivan: yet here we are with a new baby that you made #sullivan: look at him he doesn't even know where he is! #amicia: i could just kill him if you prefer #astarion: wtf?! #sullivan: ignore her she's just grumpy that she's not the baby anymore #amicia: i have a higher body count than you and kara combined #sullivan: sweet baby sister is no longer the baby i can't believe it #millicent: *reaching for the shovel*