#at least Petco takes 'donations' at the front so i can just drop off all the assorted cans of food she liked 1 time and never again

[blunderpuff]

gonna open a can of GOTCHA and send my cat AIRMAIL TO THE MOON

#me and my cats #i knew this little hairbag was picky but i didn't realize how much food she DOESN'T eat until now #the other cats in the household cleaned her plate and now she's the only cat in the household... she hasn't eaten a single meal completely #i'm so angry tbh. when i was spending $$ like water trying to figure out food Arthur could eat (and throwing away a lot of it) #i didn't mind! i didn't mind spending that much and i didn't mind throwing out food that didn't work for him #but spending money like this and throwing food away like this... because she doesn't LIKE it???? RAAAAAAAGE!! #'oh this duck that i LOVED last week? i hate it now. i'm going to cry and then throw up if you don't give me something good now.' #'rabbit? the rabbit that i ate for months?? I CAN'T SEE IT ON MY PLATE AND NOW I'LL SCREAM' #'i'm a cat who only eats BEEF! if you don't get me beef then we're gonna-- wait actually I only like turkey now. But not THAT turkey.' #'i'm going to go on a hunger strike unless you give me Gerber ham baby food. HAM OR BUST!!! hey actually i don't want this. Gerber CHICKEN! #at least Petco takes 'donations' at the front so i can just drop off all the assorted cans of food she liked 1 time and never again

[watercolourferns]

Random Modern AU everyday Lucio headcanons

Ok, here goes this one!

If he’s not in a relationship with MC he will use Tinder OBSESSIVELY. But 8 out of 10 he will just have one date and then never speak to the person again, he’s got really high standards. Not like he goes beyond a couple of dates or a night stand anyway.

If he’s in a relationship with MC, he’s the type of partner that will throw a party every monthversary, full on with a caterer, a special gift that represents his love for you, and of course a very special night...

His favourite shops are Versace, Hugo Boss... and Petco. He’s got such a huge array of pets that he spends quite some time in there. He could buy everything online but he’s a hands-on man so he prefers to go to the shop and choose things himself. He does have them delivered, they won’t fit in the car with him AND MC.

Talking about cars, he drives a Jaguar F-type in white, and loves to run it on deserted boulevards at night, listening to the engine literally roar. He likes to bring MC with him, unless MC is scared of the speed. 

He will pull up in his Jaguar to his favourite club, he knows the bouncer and the bartender so he can get himself and MC inside and have a round of flavour martinis on the house without any problems. He’ll be having a bit too much fun, but if MC looks overwhelmed he’ll dial it down a bit. He WILL drag them to the dance floor, and will be the flashiest sexiest person in there, too. 

He LOVES to shop, as said above his favourite shops are Hugo Boss and Versace. He will go on shopping sprees till someone shouts “STOP PLEASE!!!”. And he will shop for MC as well: matching outfits for dates, pyjamas, etc etc. Can’t fight him there.

On the makeup front he shops for e.l.f., NYX, anastasia, Ubarn Decay and Tarte, all of them cruelty free. He follows most makeup youtubers, and practices for at least an hour every evening, either on himself, on MC or on anyone who lets him put his hands on. 

He volunteers at an animal shelter, and it breaks his heart when someone drops off a box of puppies or kitties or a senior pet. He can’t take them all home, but he makes sure they find nice forever homes. Meanwhile he will pamper them, have small photoshoots to put up in the shelter’s website and care for them as if they were their children.

Let’s face it this isn’t an apartment man. He either owns a town house or a big house in the suburbs, either are big enough to accomodate his pets, himself and MC quite comfortably. Ngl I think he might even have both, he’s just got so many pets! It will be exquisitely decorated in whites and golds with red and black accents everywhere, plush wall to wall carpets (yes, even with Melchior and Mercedes there), modern chic furniture, everything new.

He will host parties every two weekends, so wild they are an event in the city. But he will throw everything out the window in his suburbs’ house during his and MC’s birthday.

He was SO MUCH CLOTHING. He needs the spare bedroom’s closet, and then the hallway closet, and maybe freestanding wardrobe cabinet in the study... and this is just the townhouse. After speaking with MC, though he will downsize to just the spare room and bedroom, selling the other pieces and donating the money to the shelter he volunteers in.

Favourite shows would be RuPaul’s Drag Race, Project Runway, mostly for the drama, and Nailed It just because he loves making fun of what the participants come up with. He will binge watch them and rewatch them with MC and the puppers in bed, eating fruits, cheeses, and some good wine.

He LOVES old, classic Hollywood movies. He will watch them all weekend if possible, and will not be ashamed of crying to the drama ones if it’s just MC and the pups. 

He likes to go out to restaurants to eat, but he really loves home made food. So if MC offers to cook for him he will be all over it, fawing over every dish, eating everything but making sure there’s left overs for tomorrow.

He will listen to trance, electronic, bossa nova, and lounge, connecting his cellphone to the speakers and creating endless playlists in Spotify (of course he has Premium). He will just lay on a sofa, put his arms under his head and close his eyes, relaxing. He would have MC laying on top of him as well.

Cellphone-wise, he’s got the latest iPhone. No questions asked.

#lucio montag #count lucio #lucio headcanons #the arcana #was this one longer? I dunno #I just got lost in this XD