#atari.pdf

[seahydra]

Okay I think. I'm posting it. 800+ something words under the cut, I wanted to write something kind of like the audio dramas featured on the album CDs or the silly skits in the podcast episodes, so it's all written as if it were a script. Enjoy?!

Levi: Ah, y-you're here! ...You're early.

Lazarus: Well, I got bored waiting for the time to come around, and I wanted to see you right away, so... ahem.

Lazarus: Anyway, we’re watching the Ultrawitch finale tonight, right? I've been looking forward to it.

Levi: Actually, I… had something else in mind for us to watch tonight, if that’s okay with you? We can totally finish the series some other time, it’s just- I saw something I really wanted to watch with you ASAP, and…

Lazarus: Really? Man, I wish you’d told me that earlier...

Lazarus: But it’s okay. I guess I don’t really care, as long as we get to hang out! What’d you have in mind?

Levi: It’s this 12 episode anime I discovered recently. Each episode covers a different tragic story, with different characters. It's supposed to be SUPER heartbreaking lol. I mean, i-if you care.

Lazarus: Huh… angsty stuff like that isn’t really my thing, but alright, sounds interesting enough.

Levi: Really?! Thank goodness, I was so worried you’d turn down the idea!! Okay. Come sit down, I’ll get it all set up.

Lazarus: Gotcha!

Lazarus: …Hey, uh, you’re moving in a bit close, Levi…

Levi: Yeah, so I can see your face bette- um, I mean-! A-A-Am I?! I’m so sorry! I’ll get out of your personal space right away, ahahaha!

Levi: A-Anyway, I’m about to hit play, so quiet down and watch closely, alright?!

…

Levi: (sniff) Making the immortal say goodbye to his human lover is so cruel... gaaahh, it hurts my very soul! (sob) Why couldn't they both just be together forever? It's not fair...

Lazarus: It is kind of painful, yeah... but at least they got to be together at all, even if it was just for a little while?

Levi: But now he's going to be alone! Uuuugh, I can't think about this anymore... (sniff)

… ...

Lazarus: Augh, this poor girl... watching her repress herself like this makes me feel kinda bad for her.

Levi: (sniffle) Everyone in that town is so shallow. They have no right to talk about her behind her back just because she's a little "weird"! Don't they see how much that hurts her? I bet they don't even care! How heartless... (sob)

Lazarus: (Yeah, I know what that's like...)

... ... ...

Levi: W-Well, that was the final episode. Um... your thoughts, please?

Lazarus: Eeeh, bit of a 6/10 to me, I think. No, maybe 6.5... 6.7?

Levi: 6.7?! N-No way... did you somehow feel nothing while we were watching it?

Lazarus: Well, the stories themselves were written fine enough, I guess...? But it didn't really do anything major for me.

Levi: ...You're unbelievable.

Lazarus: Huh?! Hey, what's with the sudden mood change? Are you mad at me?

Levi: Tch... I should have known... even if we ARE best friends, you'd never... not in front of someone like me...

Lazarus: Levi?

Levi: Like, why would you?! Who would want to be so open... in the presence of some loser...

Lazarus: Leviathan.

Levi: What?!

Lazarus: What's up with you? Talk to me.

Levi: ...No. I can't. It’s too embarrassing.

Lazarus: Come on, just tell me! You know I'm not gonna judge you!

Levi: Fine. Fine!

Levi: I was just thinking... in the entire time we’ve known each other, I’ve seen all sorts of different emotions on you.

Levi: I’ve seen how happy you get when you pull a UR card of your fave. I’ve seen you be totally pissed off during those days when we hated each other. I’ve even seen you be terrified out of your mind, but…

Levi: …somehow, I’ve never seen you cry before. I thought for sure today would be the day, but everything backfired on me. So humiliating...

Lazarus: Eh? So all of this was you trying to make me cry?! Okay, I miiiiight judge you a little for this one. You’re weirder than I thought, huh!

Levi: Wait. Wait, wait, wait! No! I just realized that sounds really bad! I-I-I promise I’m not a sadist or anything! It's because, um, I…

Levi: …I brought it up once, to everyone else. And they all said they’d never seen you cry, either. Like, not even tearing up a LITTLE bit!

Lazarus: Yeah, ‘cause I don’t like to do that in front of other people.

Levi: But that’s the thing! When they all said that, I thought... I really wanted to be the first and only person to ever see you cry.

Levi: Because, like… that would mean you trust me, right? I… want.. to be the only person you’re vulnerable with, in that way… or something.. whatever.

Levi: Never mind, it’s nothing. Just forget I said anyth-

Levi: …Wait. A-Are you--?!

Lazarus: T-That’s… (sniff) somehow, that’s the sweetest thing... (sniff) you’ve ever said to me!!! Waaaaaaaahhh! Levi, you’re so cute!!!

Levi: Why was that what did it for you?! Hey, don’t just throw your arms around me-! Aaaaghhh, I can't process all of this!!! Let go, you idiot!!!

END 💥💥💥

#atari.pdf #<- IDONT HAVE A WRITING TAG. I SHOULDNT HAVE USED TXT!!!!!!! #Anyway this is entitled 'a new side of you' in my documents #I think this would be much better if it were actually voiced but obviously that's not happening so www #No taglist either coz I'm shy if this gets seen it gets seen. Hi guys #Plot inspired by the fact that I truly honestly do not cry much (I wish I could though. It's just physically difficult) #❥ the prince and the little mermaid

[creativemedicinehtw]

@atari.pdf I noticed a lot of people confide in Black women. I think y’all got all the answered, however, I can see it being burdensome. https://www.instagram.com/p/BntlQYwF1CX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=a39p81u8qmqj

[seahydra]

Okay here's the other silly thing I wrote a while back. It's short (I think only like 280 somethin words) and completely non-serious. Have fun

"Laaaaaz? What's wrong?" 

Leviathan follows behind her partner as she walks. He was acting so different today! He hadn't spoken to her at all- it's like he was acting as if Levi didn't exist. "I-I'm starting to get worried… did something happen? ...Did I do something?"

Lazarus continues walking, picking up the pace. Was she trying to lose him? Now feeling even more concerned (and admittedly a little irritated, like, the joke isn't funny anymore c'mon), Levi grabbed her wrist. "Hey, talk to me!"

Lazarus turns around, giving her a look so cold and full of disgust she feels like she's just had ice water dumped all over her. When he speaks, his voice is somehow even colder. "Who are you?"

"H... Huh?" Why would she talk to him like... Like he was a stranger? No, that can't be right. Lazarus was always so kind- she wouldn’t be this cruel to him on purpose, would she? Maybe she was just having a bad day or something...

"I'm.. I'm your best friend? Your w-"

"No."

"What?"

His expression doesn't change at all, but Levi feels like his stare has more hatred in it now than it did before. "I would never be with someone like you. You're nothing to me. You're not even poggers. You're cringe."

Levi wakes up from the dream in a cold sweat immediately after that, sitting straight up in bed as his heart races. He takes a moment to look at his surroundings- right, he’d spent the night in his partner’s room, so she should still be here… 

Her frantic gaze lands on Lazarus, who has also roused from sleep thanks to Levi’s sudden movement.

"Levi? What's up?" His partner's sleepy voice- once again sounding kind as ever- manages to calm him down ever so slightly. Levi reaches out to touch her face, his hands still shaking a bit.

"Laz, um... do you think I'm… cringe?" Levi asks, a nervous tremor in her voice.

"Yeah," Lazarus says without hesitation, rolling over on his side. "Go back to bed."

Leviathan stays awake for the entire rest of the night.

#atari.pdf #busting out the writing tag I habe only ever used One time #also this doesn't get the taglist either by sheer virtue of being so ridiculous ww #anyway. wife has a nightmare #❥ the prince and the little mermaid