#atp they're just in my head talking 24/7 and i write it down sometimes

[rottenpumpkin13]

*On the couch in the break room*

Sephiroth: Genesis, how close do you think we are as friends?

Genesis: I would give you my left tit if you needed one.

Sephiroth:

Genesis:

Sephiroth: Why would I need your left breast?

Genesis: Are you scared of the word tit?

Sephiroth: No.

Genesis: Than say it.

Sephiroth: I just did.

Genesis: Breast and tit are not the same thing.

Sephiroth: They both mean breasts, however the word you used is vulgar and unnecessary.

Genesis: Breasts and tits are not the same thing in the way hotdogs are not sandwiches.

Sephiroth: The longer I speak to you the more I'm convinced you were baptized in orange soda as an infant.

Genesis: I'll give you an example—you have breasts, I have tits.

Sephiroth:

Genesis:

Sephiroth: Pray tell the difference.

Genesis: Breasts are standard and unexciting. Tits are whimsical and fun.

Sephiroth: You're saying I'm standard and unexciting?

Genesis: I'm saying your tits are standard and unexciting.

Sephiroth: You just said I have breasts.

Genesis: So now you're offended that you don't have tits.

Sephiroth: Genesis we're men. Neither of us have tits.

Genesis: HAHA I MADE YOU SAY IT

*Sephiroth hits him with a couch cushion*

#please don't ask where this came from i do not know #atp they're just in my head talking 24/7 and i write it down sometimes #final fantasy 7 #sephiroth #final fantasy vii #ff7 #ffvii #ffvii crisis core #genesis rhapsodos #ff7 crisis core #crisis core