#awakening deep memories of the funniest show i ever saw aged ten and still quote almost daily

[calamitys-child]

God I just absolutely cannot stop fuckin thinking about how funny it would be to do a drag number to, like, oh jean or something off of the back of "Yous come in here! Callin me weird!" "There's nothin weird aboot ye. You're just a man... in a dress... sellin a cooker". I'm possessed.

#heavy blue eyeshadow on one eye and matching blue tear tracks on the other cheek #to evoke the fuckin braveheart makeup #like just full hyperstupid scottish stereotyping #can you imagine #this post brought to you by gary tank commander running for first minister #awakening deep memories of the funniest show i ever saw aged ten and still quote almost daily #lit. are they sausage rolls hot but.