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Primarchs playing Mario Cart? I have a hilarious imagine in my head about the state of the room afterwards(spoiler alert: its covered in feather because some of our more feral darlings ended up attacking each other and bit into pillows instead)

Mario Kart is most violent game know to man.... As such, they HAVE to play it.

Mario Kart night, primarch edition

Horus: Play Bowser. Respectable ranking, usually in the top 5, but has the nasty habit of bodying everyone.

Roboute: Play Luigi. Use shell as defence only mid pack, he's pretty bad at drifting. Insist that the fun is in playing.

Angron: Play Donkey Kong. Not a sore looser, but he does fly into unholy rage if he fall off road. He had a gamecube controller, and flug it across the room

Sanguinius: play Daisy, and was first, until he got blue shelled. He is now screaming, trying to figure out who did it.

Lorgar: He was actually third with Toad, but got hit by Angron controller. He's bleeding now.

Leman: Play Wario. He's terrible at at, and has resorted to elbowing people in an attempt to get a good ranking.

Magnus: Play Rosalina. Is pretty low in ranking, because he's trying to use his psyker power to hack the machine. Would be doing much better if he just PLAYED it.

Rogal: Play Koopa. Does not understand why the game involve littering fruit peels on the public freeway. Has taken upon himself to clear the streets of the dangerous banane peels.

Vulkan: Play Yoshi. Terribly bad at it, the controller is too small in his hand. He was the one that blue shelled Sang, he had no idea what it did. Trying to be very quiet.

Mortarion: Shy Guy. He actually slowdown to look at the background animations and details. Is actually having a pretty good time.

Ferrus: Metal Mario. He wanted to play SSB. Keep complaining that fighting game are more fun than racing one.

Fulgrim: Play Peach. Doesn't really like video game. Decide to try and help bleeding Lorgar, since the blood was getting in his sexy peach cosplay.

Konrad: Play as Isabelle (huge Animal crossing fan). Constantly goes of course. Eventually find a spot with the item block and stay hidden there to attack people with red shell. Finish last.

Corvus: big time player with inkling. Snatch the victory from Sang and jump to her feet screaming in victory. Immediately get tackled by Sang, they are now fighting.

Lion: Play Waluigi. Does not understand the point of video game. Does okay, but then just wander off with the popcorn bowl.

Jaghatai: managed to finish second with Baby bowser. Would have been first if Konrad mysterious red shell had not been there. Ready to commit violence.

Alpharius Omegon: They wanted to play Double Dash. Everyone said no. They are waiting for the most dramatic moment to "accidentally" turn off the wifi.

Perturabo: did not play with them all, instead he's sitting in the corner playing minecraft with Forrix. Probably the one that had rhe most fun that night.

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