[cooking pasta together]
hws Germany: *holds spaghetti above pan* Is that enough for both of us?
hws Veneziano: A little bit more
hws Germany: *breaks spaghetti in half*
hws Veneziano: CHE CAZZ-- Ludo, ma tu sei pazzo ๐ฆ
hws Germany: What?
hws Veneziano: Ludo, tu-- Now I have to eat this shit pasta so short ๐ฆ
hws Germany: What do you mean?!
hws Veneziano: This is no spaghetti, my love, come on!
hws Germany: It didn't fit in the pan!
hws Veneziano: But you have to understand me dai you cannot cut the pasta so! ๐ฆ
hws Germany: It just didn't fit in the pan!?
hws Veneziano: ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
hws Veneziano: You go in the pan, my love! ๐คจ
hws Veneziano: You cut the pasta! You know this is illegal in Italy ๐
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