#bc this is before i let him obliterate cazador

[utterdrip]

i didnt know there was dialogue where astarion implies we’re together!!!!!

shadowheart: ur friends now with good people, arent u?

astarion: yes but actually i am also in an indescribably tender and fulfilling relationship with a WEIRDO

shadowheart: ok great.

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #astarion #astarion acunin #shadowheart #i assume that’s what he means by different thpe of consorting #bc this is before i let him obliterate cazador #so he still doesnt know ‘what’ i am #and we arent having sex yet bc (redacted) scene hasnt happened #him: a different type of consorting #the consorting: him helping my durge braid their hair; durge running their claws through his hair massaging his scalp; #a hand on his #a leg hooked beneath his calf hidden under the table #a smile reserved for him and him alone #cleaning their crossbows together #tiny pecks above slain bhaal cultists #just the little things♡ #ALSO #THE WAY HE SAYS DIFFERENT IS SO FUNNY #HE TRULY CALLED MY SURGE A FUCKIN WEIRDO WITH HIS TONE #okay im done #*tara voice* i just love him so