#being like oh Catholics are so intense like mass is more formulaic yeah but you believe in the rapture happening rn!

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ok the past few years I’ve spent enough time around protestants (marrying pastors son) to confirm what I always knew: catholics are so much more chill than y’all fr

#catholic priests wanted to commit all those crimes but in return they made it so ‘ehhh nothings really that bad u can get forgiven easily’ #but protestants are like oh no demons are fr and witches were out of control in the 90s #I grew up only knowing Jewish people and catholic people so as a result I am BAFFLED by people #being like oh Catholics are so intense like mass is more formulaic yeah but you believe in the rapture happening rn! #and weed puts demons in u!! #literally have been doing an informal poll w Catholics in my life bc my husband didn’t believe me and they’ve all been like #yeah demons were not mentioned once wtf y’all think that was LITERAL??? #crazy shit!!!!!!!!!!! #anyway #I have GOT to talk to more Catholics again I miss us #thinking about this cause I read Marrying the Ketchups and realized how much I loved reading it written by a Catholic! #the narrative of Catholics being intense and protestants being chill is just bc they have acoustic guitar but guess what! #they have their songs memorized and we don’t!