#bigger the chub the bigger the hugs || mike

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Witch!Hunter!Keith: *very loud crying and whining*

Boomer!Mike: um... Should.... We go get des? He isn't usually this lourd...

Spitter!Row: no.... No he would only end up making Fernandes want to scream louder than him and I'm not dealing with that this early

Boomer!Mike: oh....

Witch!Hunter!Keith: *the same crying and whining*

#special-delivery #without sight without mind || keith #bigger the chub the bigger the hugs || mike #The definition of beauty || Row #Army trained infected || non-immune verse #text shitposting #text shitpost #{he scream}

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Oh hey look my depression is letting me do more of the 100 expressions challange I made for myself!

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Ace, Dennis, Ryan & Spencer –> @aredhairedhunter

#special-delivery #Hard work pays off | muns art #Small round and covered in fuzz || Hunter pups #Hazy gaze || Dennis #Bigger the chub the bigger the hugs || Mike #A soft heart goes a long way || Ryan #Painful silence || Jasper #{I'm still working on my style of drawing} #{but i think they came out alright!} #I do what i want || Ace

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Fernandes: I just want someone to take me out.

Mike: like, on a date or with a sniper?

Fernandes:

Fernandes: surprise me

#special-delivery #bigger the chub the bigger the hugs || mike #a taste of human skin || fernandes #text shitposting #text shitpost

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Mike: *on the phone* what's the circumference of a tank's neck??

Nathanial: uuuhhhh

Mike: and could you, hyperthetically speaking, choke one out?

Nathanial:

Mike: oh, I should also mention this is urgent!

Tank in the background: AAAAAAA

Nathanial: UUHHHHHH

#special-delivery #bigger the chub the bigger the hugs || mike #One arm is all i need || Nathanial #text shitposting #text shitpost

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soooo.... I may be practacing with some expresions... Basially, i’ve got this 100 expression meme thing, and i’ve put a bunch of names, letters and numbers into three separete wheels to get one of each at randome and then I draw it nwn

These are what I have so far and I plan to try and make it through all 100.

Ryan + Chris –> @aredhairedhunter

#Special-Delivery #>^ooc^< #Without sight without mind || Keith #A taste of human skin || Fernandes #Painful silence || Jasper #A soft heart goes a long way || Ryan #Nothing but smells and sound || Chris #One arm is all I need || Nathanial #Bigger the chub the bigger the hugs || Mike #Hard work pays off | muns art #One moment I'm here the next I'm there || Desmond

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Mike: here, I got you some painkillers for that Jockey injury you got.

Keith: thank you so much, you're a blessing *puts a few in his mouth*

Mike: be sure not to over-

Keith: *audible crunch*

Mike: ...... -dose.....

Keith: *crunch crunch crunch crunch*

Mike:

Mike: Keith, what the fuck?

#special-delivery #one moment i'm here the next i'm there || desmond #bigger the chub the bigger the hugs || mike #text shitposting #text shitpost #{keith chews on pills confirmed}

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Does Mike have a partner? He looks pretty cute, it'll be a shame if he didn't.

Aww, thank you! I'm not all THAT cute, not with all these burn scars from my little accident. And, actually, yes I do! I don't talk about him much at work because, well, I know Richard doesn't like hunters, and he's... Feral. His name is Erin.

Mike turned his head down, a slight tint of red across his cheeks that came with some heat to his skin.

Erin was a rescue from a fighting ring, I think. You know how the scum of the earth pin dogs and force them to fight against each other until one dies...? Yeah, apparently people have done that with hunters too. Erin was one of the lucky ones to be broken out, I think, and he still has the collar from that. I work hard to help him, he's considered a "half-feral" so he still has some bad habits and he can't really talk, just make sounds, but I'm teaching him, one word at a time. and he's important to me. I don't take him to work with me anymore because, well.... Richard kind of... Got a hold of him last he was here, and badly triggered him, so he doesn't come with me anymore...

#special-delivery #Anonymous #bigger the chub the bigger the hugs || mike #{sorry for no icon i don't have my equipment rn and I'm still not feeling great} #{the big boy finally getting asks!}

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Desmond: it's fucking bullshit that when sleeping beauty stays asleep in bed all day she's a "beautiful princess" whut when I DO IT I'm "clinically depressed"!

Mike: please....... Please just take your meds, dude, please....

#special-delivery #one moment i'm here the next i'm there || desmond #bigger the chub the bigger the hugs || mike #text shitpost

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Desmond sighed quietly under go's breath, tapping his fingers on Miracle's back as he bounced his leg up and down nervously, thinking about what he should do. He was worried about his new friends and wasn't sure of they'd be able to handle things with how frantic they had sounder earlier.

He probably shouldn't have waited this long to call things in, they could have been killed by now, but he had hope... For now.

With a defeated sigh, desm reached for a different walkie talkie, pained a deep blue, that rest on his body, close to the pistol he had on his leg, and picked it up, bringing it up close and pressing a button to speak to whoever was on the line.

Boomer, this is Smoker, I'm calling in my favor to Screamer so put into motion a code blue that could potentially be pushed to a code White, get him on bored with the situation and sent him to the outer lines of the city, there might he some issues with the military attempting to enter the city by force I think to try and get to me. I'm going to attempt plan obsidian, so I might die, if I don't make it, make sure Screamer don't eat my kids...

He turned off his walkie talkie and stood up, quietly sneaking into his room and playing Miracle down by a sleeping Chris so he could prepare himself: grabbing several different guns and a chainsaw for the occasion, including Daniel's rifle he had been gifted. Hopefully it wouldn't break.

After grabbing a pipe bomb, boomer pile, and the tape recording of a screamer call, Desmond left a recorded message for Chris when he would wake up explain he was attempting plan obsidian and that he might not come back, and left the house as quietly as he could.

Mike and Nathanial gave eachother a worried look before focusing their attention on Fernandes, their personal psycho in the straight jacket that was justed given permission to be let loose. Of course, Nathanial wanted to go and tell Richard and Amanda about Desmond’s decition to call in a code blue AND to inact plan obsidian, For someone like Desmond to go ahead with a plan like that it must be serious. But, Mike didn’t want to tell their bosses. he wasn’t in a good mood with them. why? Because Richard had abused someone he cared about deeply, the littler feral hunter that he looked after that he called Erin, Richard had hurt him and triggered the poor little hunter and now he wasn’t exactly trusting to let them know that Desmond is going to separated from Chris as their kids, who knows what he would do if that happened.

With a sigh, Nathanial gave Mike the okay to go ahead with putting code blue into action and the two aproched the half human mess that was rocking in the corner with a huge smile spread across his cheeks.

Fernandes... Smoker is calling in a code blue and needs you to head to the outer likes of the city, remember, you owe him this favor so behave and don’t do anything that could put the rest of us in danger, Don’t be stupid and you BOTH need to work on this together.

As Mike talked, he had gotten down to the other’s sitting possition and started undoing the restraints that kept the cannibal under control and docile, releasing him now is the easy part, the hard part is going to be forcing him back into the straight jacket when he’s gone largely feral from the blood he would have likely been drinking.

Fernandes couldn’t help the laugh that left him as he felt the pressure lift from around his arms and his waist, the first time he had been given in years to move his arms was a relife to the half windego as he let out a soft groan to finlly having the chance to stretch, long, thick claws being showed as the sleeves of the straight jacket slid down his arms to finally show just how unhuman his arms and hands had become; bits of skin peeling from a few places with other parts looking more like leather than just skin.

Let us change first, then I’ll go on my dinner rush. we hope I finally get the chance to eat a hunter, Last time he tried that bitch used us as a scratching post! HAH!!

Despite the fact he was both talking in first, second, and third person, the other two men know Fernandes was talking souly about himself, having gotten use to this from how long they have spent working together. The screamer didn’t give them a chance to reply as he stood up and headed to his “room”, a space he had all to himself that had all his old stuff in, just like everyone else even though not a lot of them lived here at the base. Fernandes took the opertunaty to get changed back into his old blue suit he had always used back when he was a lawyer, feeling mostly comfortable in it and putting his long black hair up in a pretty pink bow. he didn’t have a reason for this, it justreminded him about how his kids used to always play with his long hair and put it up in different bows, he just felt more content and in control when he had that in his hair nowadays.

Fernandes feeled the sharp and elongated teeth on the right side of his face, poking at the tips and letting out a soft sigh from his appearance. These teeth of his had grown in when he stopped supressing Win in his mind and allowed for him to have parshal ownership of their body- HIS body, but he still know he was the one in controle, this was his body, and he could o whatever he wanted with it without the help of that damned windego, but... He didn’t really have a choice when he wasn’t mentally strong enough to take that power back off his mental roommate.

With another slight laugh, Fernandes headed to the door, only grabbing a pipe bomb and molotov cocktail as a form of defence and left the base, breathing in the fresh air of freedom and the sweet scent of death that grew his hunger. A windego’s agility was much like that of a hunter; he could climb up walls an cillings easily, he could scream and howl just like the infected leapers, however he couldn’t leap like they could, he was fast don’t get him wrong, he just couldn’t leap. Still, he used these to his advantages to make hs way quickly over to the outline of the city, using only the scent of thick blood to guide him to where Nicholas, Christ and James where fighting to go “introduce” himself to his soon to be dinner.

@ask-ceda-and-security {X}

#Special-Delivery #ask-ceda-and-security #One moment I'm here the next I'm there || Desmond #A taste of human skin || Fernandes #I am no longer Human || Windigo #{release the kracken} #{code blue: If desmond feels unsafe then he is allowed to call in a favor from screamer} #{screamer is allowed to murder and eat whoever he wants as long as they are not friends of des} #{and then he goes back in the jacket} #bigger the chub the bigger the hugs || mike #One arm is all I need || Nathanial

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I’m lucky I kept my eye after that explosion, but at least it looks nice in the right setting!

#Special-Delivery #Bigger the chub the bigger the hugs || Mike #{his left eye is completely blind} #{he hides it away because he doesn't like how it looks}

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Desmond: would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Amanda: no

Richard: nope

Amanda: absolutely not

Alpha: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through

Keith: I Hope It Emotionally Scars You for the rest of your life.

Mike: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you

Fernandes: can't wait to go to your funeral knowing I could have changed that outcome.

Desmond:

Desmond: wow thanks guys

#special-delivery #one moment i'm here the next i'm there || desmond #Hunter hating warrior || Richard #No food no problem || Amanda #Without sight without mind || Keith #I own you || Alpha #Bigger the chub the bigger the hugs || Mike #Taste of human skin || Fernandes #Text shitpost #{i sae thia one video about a group of friend doing this and i just fucking laughed}

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Richard: Hunters are so fucking disgusting and foul...

Keith: *starts dating Ryan, who is a hunter*

Richard: .... I am not okay with this, put that thing back outside right now

Desmond: *marries Chris, who is also a hunter*

Richard: getting worse...

Desmond: *"kidnaps" three hunter pups and has a small hunter pack*

Richard: I'm going to start breaking the necks of hunters if this keeps up

Nathanial: ...... *starts dating Liam, who is ALSO a hunter*

Richard: I swear. To fucking. GOD. If any more of you start fucking hunters I'm going to having a fucking migrain!

Mike: .....

Richard: *gently* don't....

Mike: ......... *starts dating Erin, yet ANOTHER DAMN HUNTER*

Richard: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'M BURNING THIS BUILDING DOWN TO THE FUCKING GROUND YOU HUNTER FUCKING FREAKS!

#Special-Delivery #One moment I'm here the next I'm there || Desmond #Without sight without mind || Keith #One arm is all I need || Nathanial #Bigger the chub the bigger the hugs || Mike #Hunter hating warrior || Richard #text shitpost #Nothing could prepare us for this || Infected verse #{Richard's gonna have a damn aneurism}

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Mike: why won't the gods talk to me?

Desmond: *shrugs* maybe she's homophobic

Mike:

Mike: I'm— I'm not gay, Desmond.

Desmond: you aren't?

Desmond:

Desmond: are you sure about that??

Mike:

Mike: am I.....?

#special-delivery #one moment i'm here the next i'm there || desmond #bigger the chub the bigger the hugs || mike #text shitpost #{Mike is very questioning of his sexuality}

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Mike: I would like to encourage and congratulate people to think they only look good from one angle. Personally, I think I look best from really, REALLY far away.

Erin:

Erin: LIES

#special-delivery #bigger the chub the bigger the hugs || mike #I'm no animal || Erin #It's not a bad thing to be round. It's warmer for the both of us || Mike x Erin #text shitpost #{the best big boi gets himself a potential boyfriend more at 11}

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Desmond: you've got to break out the L word, Mike

Mike: .... Lesbian?

Desmond: what? No, The other L word.

Mike: Lesbians?

Desmond:

Desmond: ..... Fucking hell, you're hopeless

#special-delivery #one moment i'm here the next i'm there || desmond #bigger the chub the bigger the hugs || mike #text shitpost

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Mike: where are you going?

Desmond: to commit a felony, or get ice cream, I'll decide on the way.

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