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[frenziedslashers]

On a spree on asking this- what do you think some of the characters you write for smell like?

What I think Slashers and Borderlands Characters smell like:

Thomas Hewitt: Sweat, Dirt, Blood.

I love Tommy, but this man looks stinky </3 he looks like what I smell like after a long day of hunting, tracking, and killing a deer which is no Bueno. Honestly, he looks like he smells worse. So I rate him 1/10. I do believe he would shower for you though.

Tiffany Valentine: Honey and Sweet Perfume.

Mommy 👁👁- I truly believe that she smells SO GOOD. Like bury my face in her skin good. She just looks like she takes good care of herself when it comes to appearance and she just smells yummy. She does smoke so there may be a faint cigarette smell to her, but I feel like her perfume over powers it, but in the best way. Not in a "I can't be around her because of how stronger her perfume is" way. I give her infinity/10. I want to smell her so bad.

Otis Driftwood: Blood, beer, and weed.

I truly think this man is as smelly as Thomas. He doesn't look like he takes care of himself too well when he is working on his projects. Though his hair did look fairly soft? Not too greasy? So he might shower and clean up fairly well when not working on his art. Homie reeks of weed and beer 24/7 though. I rate him 4/10. He's higher than Tommy because weed is a comfort smell of mine due to family smoking it a lot since I was small 💀👍

Baby Firefly: perfume, liquor, and weed

She takes more showers and uses more deodorant and perfume than Otis, though she still has a faint blood smell to her. She makes sure to clean herself up real well after her projects. Especially since she seems to lure a lot of people in. Can't be smelling like death if you wanna have more friends to torture. She also likes smelling good in general, but does smell like liquor and weed. I rate her 8/10.

Stu Macher: Cheap Cologne and Old Spice

I love Stu, but he buys the cheapest Cologne and Old Spice. I know he has money or whatever, but that doesn't stop this dingbat from acting like a highschool boy. I would eat up that smell though. All the hot guys in my area smell like this. 9/10

Billy Loomis: Leather, Cigarettes, and again... Cheap Cologne.

Homie smells like the bad boy type. Got the leather and cheap Cologne type smell going on. I feel like he steals Stu's Cologne because he likes the smell but is too lazy to go and buy his own lmao. 7/10 because I hate the smell of cigarettes.

Michael Myers: stanky. Death.

I feel like they didn't let him bathe in the institution so he just kind of lives his life smelling like death himself. Please, Mikey, take a shower. I will wash your hair for you. -2/10

RZ Myers: even worse than OG Mikey...

I love you RZ Myers, but Holy Jebus... have you ever seen a bar of soap? No? Fuck. Idk guys, he looks like a mess. Probably why I like him tbh. I would MAKE him shower. Idc if he tries to stab me. The STENCH of this man. How does he sneak up on people? -4/10

Bo Sinclair: Cologne, beer, and oil

Ugh he is such a comfort smell LMAO I associate him with the mechanic smell and my dad's and ex mechanic so Bo would be straight up nostalgic if I smelt him. I feel like he does take good care of himself. He seems like a tidy guy. Gotta smell good if you wanna keep tourists in town. 9/10 only because of the beer smell. I hate beer.

Vincent Sinclair: Cologne, burnt wax, maybe slight death lmao

He smells okay. It truly depends how his week is going. If he's lost in his art or not feeling the best mentally he may not shower as much as he should be. He does like keeping clean and smelling good, but damn. That's hard sometimes, y'know? He tried his best, but he doesn't smell horrible. 8/10, but he's a king so that's fine.

Lester Sinclair: Old Spice, but also B/O and Death.

I love Lester SO MUCH but FUCK he smells bad on his work days. I hc that he showers every night, but during the day that he's working he reeks. Not only is it hot as balls so he's sweating buckets, but he's also picking up dead roadkill so the stench just attaches to him. As a farm kid, if you're wet. From sweat, the hose, or even just from freshly taking a shower. That's when smells seem to leech onto you the most. I HATED taking care of hogs for that reason. 5/10 on his stinky days and 9/10 on his good days.

Brahms Heelshire: mold

I literally cannot explain it. He looked musty in the movie. I mean he lives in the wall... IN THE WALL. He has to have this musty old man smell that would have me scrubbing the house ceiling to floor and then dunking him in the tub. -10/10 because I am deathly allergic to mold.

Borderlands-

Mordecai: Rakk Ale, bird, and gun powder.

I love him, but he doesn't take care of himself well. (I could help him though...) he drinks all the time and his only friend is his bird so he's gotta be stinky. Like a bar and a zoo in one. Plus as a sniper he smells like metal and gun powder. 2/10 for Mordie Mom.

Scooter: Oil, Gasoline, anything related to Mechanics.

He is a Mechanic, in every game he is in he has a streak of oil on his face or SOMEHWERE on his person. He just looks like he'd smell like the mechanic shop. I love the little guy but he needs a bath. I would happily help him with one, too. 4/10.

Krieg: Death.

Literally nothing else. He is stinky and that's that. He knows it too. Part of him hates it, and the other half doesn't care because he's a psycho and all. I would help him with a shower if he asked. Or with just personal care, I feel so bad for the guy. 2/10

Rhys: Expensive Cologne and metal.

Idk, he just looks like these two things. I wanna stick my face in his neck and smell him though LMAO I love him so much(only without his weird mustache thing) but ugh I would again, just feed off of the Cologne smell this guy let off. 10/10

Brick: Sweat, Dirt, and guns

He is a stinky big man, but that's what makes him him. He is a bounty hunter and then pretty much a psycho leader thing after all. How is he supposed to regularly shower? He would if he was asked to by Tina or say you, but he doesn't do it a lot. Only because he's always on the move and it's so hard to. 4/10.

Moxxi: Alcohol, but also the sweetest Perfume

MOMMY- I mean... She smells very good. She has the bar stench that kind of lingers on her, but in the best way, y'know? It mixes with her perfume and she smells like Pandoras most intoxicating cocktail. Like you.could get drunk off of just her smells. I can see why Mordie and Jack aren't entirely over her tbh.

Zer0: leather and outdoors

This guy is so mysterious and I love them for it. I think they smell like leather due to their suit and also outdoorsy. Not in a stinky way, but like. He just smells like outside. Like he blends in with his surroundings, because he does.

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[cybrneti]

GROUP AU RECRUITING ! Basically, this is an AU where your muse is one of the seven deadly sins or it’s corresponding virtue. Sadly, this is a group verse for strictly CANON BL CHARACTERS and BL OCs ( OCs must have an about page ! ). All the main details you need to know about the AU as well as positions, are under the cut !

AU & IT’S DETAILS.

To keep it short and simple, this AU revolves around the idea of your muse representing a sin or a virtue - one that best represents your muse. As far as killing your muse, the only way they can die is if you blow their minds or break their hearts. To put it in a more understandable and less referencing way; Your muse has to be either decapitated or they have to have their heart ripped out of their torso. When your muse dies, however, their sin/virtue gets passed down to someone else - much like the concept of sirens. I’m guessing you’re wondering why this is an idea, so I’m gonna explain it to you. Let’s say someone doesn’t want to be part of the AU anymore for reasons a, b, and c - and someone asked to be part of it a while back but was beat to the punch. Well if that person leaves, then the other person can be the muse who had the sin/virtue passed down to them. I know, it’s an amazing concept - the absolute best.

GROUP CHAT!

That’s right, there’s gonna be a group chat! Why? Just so you can;

Ask questions about anything you want.

Pitch some ideas to everyone that you think would be fitting for the AU.

Share some headcanons and get opinions.

Overall just chat and converse with everyone part of the AU!

We only ask that you be respectful to everyone else in the AU, as well as the basic rules of;

Not forcing ships upon others.

Keeping the NSFW in the 18+ room if you are, in fact, 18+ ( I’ll be looking for a moderator for that channel so if you’d like to help out, I’d appreciate it ! ;^; )

Please just be nice to each other I don’t like kicking people out of stuff.

AVAILABLE SINS AND VIRTUES

Here’s the list of the available sins and virtues! Joining is simple; just shoot me an IM telling me which sin/virtue you wanna snag, as well as your discord and your age ( just so we know who to add and not to add to the 18+ channel! ). SINS Lust - Scooter ( @scootxr ) Wrath - Nisha ( @bellcdonna​ ) Envy - Rhys ( @cyb3rn3tics ) Greed - Flank Steak ( @bloodflank ) Pride - Captain Flynt ( @fyrianking ) Sloth -  [ OPEN. ] Gluttony -  [ OPEN. ] VIRTUES Chastity -  [ OPEN. ] Patience -  [ OPEN. ] Kindness -  [ OPEN. ] Charity - Arryn ( @seared-veins ) Humility - Angel ( @bigbluecyes ) Diligence - Handsome Jacqueline ( @hvndsomebitch ) Temperance -  [ OPEN. ]

And that’s everything about this AU ! Thank you for taking the time to read through all of it. If you’re interested or know someone who would be interested in something like this, feel free to signal boost !

#( GROUP AU RECRUITING! ) #╾ 「ᵍʳᵉᵉᶰ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵉᶰᵛʸ⋅」 ( SINS & VIRTUES AU. ) #[ blaaaaeeeeeh h h h ] #[ here u guys gooooo ]