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frenziedslashers · 2 years

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On a spree on asking this- what do you think some of the characters you write for smell like?

What I think Slashers and Borderlands Characters smell like:

Thomas Hewitt: Sweat, Dirt, Blood.

I love Tommy, but this man looks stinky </3 he looks like what I smell like after a long day of hunting, tracking, and killing a deer which is no Bueno. Honestly, he looks like he smells worse. So I rate him 1/10. I do believe he would shower for you though.

Tiffany Valentine: Honey and Sweet Perfume.

Mommy 👁👁- I truly believe that she smells SO GOOD. Like bury my face in her skin good. She just looks like she takes good care of herself when it comes to appearance and she just smells yummy. She does smoke so there may be a faint cigarette smell to her, but I feel like her perfume over powers it, but in the best way. Not in a "I can't be around her because of how stronger her perfume is" way. I give her infinity/10. I want to smell her so bad.

Otis Driftwood: Blood, beer, and weed.

I truly think this man is as smelly as Thomas. He doesn't look like he takes care of himself too well when he is working on his projects. Though his hair did look fairly soft? Not too greasy? So he might shower and clean up fairly well when not working on his art. Homie reeks of weed and beer 24/7 though. I rate him 4/10. He's higher than Tommy because weed is a comfort smell of mine due to family smoking it a lot since I was small 💀👍

Baby Firefly: perfume, liquor, and weed

She takes more showers and uses more deodorant and perfume than Otis, though she still has a faint blood smell to her. She makes sure to clean herself up real well after her projects. Especially since she seems to lure a lot of people in. Can't be smelling like death if you wanna have more friends to torture. She also likes smelling good in general, but does smell like liquor and weed. I rate her 8/10.

Stu Macher: Cheap Cologne and Old Spice

I love Stu, but he buys the cheapest Cologne and Old Spice. I know he has money or whatever, but that doesn't stop this dingbat from acting like a highschool boy. I would eat up that smell though. All the hot guys in my area smell like this. 9/10

Billy Loomis: Leather, Cigarettes, and again... Cheap Cologne.

Homie smells like the bad boy type. Got the leather and cheap Cologne type smell going on. I feel like he steals Stu's Cologne because he likes the smell but is too lazy to go and buy his own lmao. 7/10 because I hate the smell of cigarettes.

Michael Myers: stanky. Death.

I feel like they didn't let him bathe in the institution so he just kind of lives his life smelling like death himself. Please, Mikey, take a shower. I will wash your hair for you. -2/10

RZ Myers: even worse than OG Mikey...

I love you RZ Myers, but Holy Jebus... have you ever seen a bar of soap? No? Fuck. Idk guys, he looks like a mess. Probably why I like him tbh. I would MAKE him shower. Idc if he tries to stab me. The STENCH of this man. How does he sneak up on people? -4/10

Bo Sinclair: Cologne, beer, and oil

Ugh he is such a comfort smell LMAO I associate him with the mechanic smell and my dad's and ex mechanic so Bo would be straight up nostalgic if I smelt him. I feel like he does take good care of himself. He seems like a tidy guy. Gotta smell good if you wanna keep tourists in town. 9/10 only because of the beer smell. I hate beer.

Vincent Sinclair: Cologne, burnt wax, maybe slight death lmao

He smells okay. It truly depends how his week is going. If he's lost in his art or not feeling the best mentally he may not shower as much as he should be. He does like keeping clean and smelling good, but damn. That's hard sometimes, y'know? He tried his best, but he doesn't smell horrible. 8/10, but he's a king so that's fine.

Lester Sinclair: Old Spice, but also B/O and Death.

I love Lester SO MUCH but FUCK he smells bad on his work days. I hc that he showers every night, but during the day that he's working he reeks. Not only is it hot as balls so he's sweating buckets, but he's also picking up dead roadkill so the stench just attaches to him. As a farm kid, if you're wet. From sweat, the hose, or even just from freshly taking a shower. That's when smells seem to leech onto you the most. I HATED taking care of hogs for that reason. 5/10 on his stinky days and 9/10 on his good days.

Brahms Heelshire: mold

I literally cannot explain it. He looked musty in the movie. I mean he lives in the wall... IN THE WALL. He has to have this musty old man smell that would have me scrubbing the house ceiling to floor and then dunking him in the tub. -10/10 because I am deathly allergic to mold.

Borderlands-

Mordecai: Rakk Ale, bird, and gun powder.

I love him, but he doesn't take care of himself well. (I could help him though...) he drinks all the time and his only friend is his bird so he's gotta be stinky. Like a bar and a zoo in one. Plus as a sniper he smells like metal and gun powder. 2/10 for Mordie Mom.

Scooter: Oil, Gasoline, anything related to Mechanics.

He is a Mechanic, in every game he is in he has a streak of oil on his face or SOMEHWERE on his person. He just looks like he'd smell like the mechanic shop. I love the little guy but he needs a bath. I would happily help him with one, too. 4/10.

Krieg: Death.

Literally nothing else. He is stinky and that's that. He knows it too. Part of him hates it, and the other half doesn't care because he's a psycho and all. I would help him with a shower if he asked. Or with just personal care, I feel so bad for the guy. 2/10

Rhys: Expensive Cologne and metal.

Idk, he just looks like these two things. I wanna stick my face in his neck and smell him though LMAO I love him so much(only without his weird mustache thing) but ugh I would again, just feed off of the Cologne smell this guy let off. 10/10

Brick: Sweat, Dirt, and guns

He is a stinky big man, but that's what makes him him. He is a bounty hunter and then pretty much a psycho leader thing after all. How is he supposed to regularly shower? He would if he was asked to by Tina or say you, but he doesn't do it a lot. Only because he's always on the move and it's so hard to. 4/10.

Moxxi: Alcohol, but also the sweetest Perfume

MOMMY- I mean... She smells very good. She has the bar stench that kind of lingers on her, but in the best way, y'know? It mixes with her perfume and she smells like Pandoras most intoxicating cocktail. Like you.could get drunk off of just her smells. I can see why Mordie and Jack aren't entirely over her tbh.

Zer0: leather and outdoors

This guy is so mysterious and I love them for it. I think they smell like leather due to their suit and also outdoorsy. Not in a stinky way, but like. He just smells like outside. Like he blends in with his surroundings, because he does.

#thomas hewitt headcanons #tiffany valentine headcanons #otis driftwood headcanons #baby firefly headcanons #stu macher headcanons #billy loomis headcanons #bo sinclair headcanons #lester sinclair headcanons #vincent sinclair headcanons #rz michael myers headcanons #michael myers headcanons #bl scooter headcanons #bl mordecai headcanons #bl brick headcanons #bl rhys headcanons #bl zero headcanons #bl moxxi headcanons

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luna-de-saturno · 2 years

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//hm.

#borderlands #borderlands 2 #timothy lawrence #rhys strongfork #angel borderlands #bl angel #'oh god theres two of them' ;#'meet me in the middle' ;#'whos in charge now?' ;#headcanons ;#kin ;

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boo-moved · 2 years

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uhhhh lorelei/mike and also. if ur up for doing more than maybe fl4k.

Headcanon A: Grew up militaristic, one of those families that never faced a battle and yet still grew up with that aggressive mindset that infused itself into a kid's head

Headcanon B: Lorelei and August meet up on a BL equivalent of facebook and start chatting about their service in the fast food industry and proceed to meet up and go on a semi coffee date

Headcanon C: One of the reasons he tends to lash out and be on a shorter fuse than most is from growing up in what I said in A as well as the fact they always knew there was something different about them and would constantly be excluded unless he was aggressive like the boys

so they put that mask on and everyone liked it, it's still something he struggles with today

Headcanon D: Literally all the hcs I said b4 lmao, but he has ptsd from the Maliwan war and occasionally will have to be forcibly removed from the couch in Rhys' office when he passes out there

he also has a severe caffeine addiction that Rhys and Zer0 are working with them on to help

FL4K

Headcanon A: Smells terrible when they have their coat on, otherwise they smell like a car engine

Headcanon B: They bite ppl

Headcanon C: PISS!!!!

Headcanon D: They have memory loss, ever since they gained consciousness their memories slowly are drifting away from them and each day they remember less and less, they sometimes wonder where they'll be years from now, if they'll forget the others

#asks #thank you!!!!

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quirofiliac · 4 years

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atlasmug said: ✔

@atlasmug ／ quick & easy plotting guide ／ accepting.

do i know your muse(s): yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

#atlasmug #i haven't played tales yet!! but i've watched ppl play it and i have it on my steam wishlist vOv #AS SUCH I KNOW BASICALLY.... MOST OF THE STUFF ABOUT RHYS. but also? headcanons. more lore. : ) i'll take all of it.#but this was a little harder to answer just bc like... i almost feel like IMMEDIATELY rhys would sense kira's aura and just /know/. and #that'd irritate kira. A LOT.#so it'd probably be onsight. like. immediately LMAO #but i also wanna say that like?? before the morioh murders got too crazy they could be more...#amicable? before kira ruins it all. v_v #(hence the italics djnfJNFGKkmfgkm)#or something like that!!#(and maybe some day ill cook up a bl verse for kira......... when i learn to use all of my verses at a respectable pace.)#＊ 💥 返事：answered.#＊ 💥 摘発：out of character.

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thethespacecoyote · 5 years

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My friend headcanons that the godawful ‘tache is because he (and Brick!) lost a bet and tbh I wholeheartedly endorse that! (Also, please don’t abandon BL completely, I ADORE your rhack stuff! T.T)

Honestly if all the Rhys art from now on is just gonna be this butt ugly design I just can’t see myself enjoying it lol. The game will probably be fine but there’s just nothing really for me to personally enjoy anymore. I just don’t want people getting their hopes up for more fic when it seems very unlikely.

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rhys-thecompanynerd-blog · 7 years

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And another one to add to my little collection of headcanons!

God, I just love her so much.

BL 1: Brick || Mordecai || Roland || Lilith BL 2: Maya / Krieg || Zer0 || Axton || Salvador || Gaige || Handsome Jack || Angel BL PS: Athena / Janey || Wilhelm || Timothy || Nisha || Aurelia TFTBL: Rhys || Vaughn || Fiona || Sasha || August Other NPCS: Dr Zed || Moxxi

#pride month #borderlands #borderlands pride #tales from the borderlands #tftbl #fiona the con artist #fiona the con woman #tftbl fiona #borderlands fiona

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cybrneti · 7 years

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GROUP AU RECRUITING ! Basically, this is an AU where your muse is one of the seven deadly sins or it’s corresponding virtue. Sadly, this is a group verse for strictly CANON BL CHARACTERS and BL OCs ( OCs must have an about page ! ). All the main details you need to know about the AU as well as positions, are under the cut !

AU & IT’S DETAILS.

To keep it short and simple, this AU revolves around the idea of your muse representing a sin or a virtue - one that best represents your muse. As far as killing your muse, the only way they can die is if you blow their minds or break their hearts. To put it in a more understandable and less referencing way; Your muse has to be either decapitated or they have to have their heart ripped out of their torso. When your muse dies, however, their sin/virtue gets passed down to someone else - much like the concept of sirens. I’m guessing you’re wondering why this is an idea, so I’m gonna explain it to you. Let’s say someone doesn’t want to be part of the AU anymore for reasons a, b, and c - and someone asked to be part of it a while back but was beat to the punch. Well if that person leaves, then the other person can be the muse who had the sin/virtue passed down to them. I know, it’s an amazing concept - the absolute best.

GROUP CHAT!

That’s right, there’s gonna be a group chat! Why? Just so you can;

Ask questions about anything you want.

Pitch some ideas to everyone that you think would be fitting for the AU.

Share some headcanons and get opinions.

Overall just chat and converse with everyone part of the AU!

We only ask that you be respectful to everyone else in the AU, as well as the basic rules of;

Not forcing ships upon others.

Keeping the NSFW in the 18+ room if you are, in fact, 18+ ( I’ll be looking for a moderator for that channel so if you’d like to help out, I’d appreciate it ! ;^; )

Please just be nice to each other I don’t like kicking people out of stuff.

AVAILABLE SINS AND VIRTUES

Here’s the list of the available sins and virtues! Joining is simple; just shoot me an IM telling me which sin/virtue you wanna snag, as well as your discord and your age ( just so we know who to add and not to add to the 18+ channel! ). SINS Lust - Scooter ( @scootxr ) Wrath - Nisha ( @bellcdonna ) Envy - Rhys ( @cyb3rn3tics ) Greed - Flank Steak ( @bloodflank ) Pride - Captain Flynt ( @fyrianking ) Sloth - [ OPEN. ] Gluttony - [ OPEN. ] VIRTUES Chastity - [ OPEN. ] Patience - [ OPEN. ] Kindness - [ OPEN. ] Charity - Arryn ( @seared-veins ) Humility - Angel ( @bigbluecyes ) Diligence - Handsome Jacqueline ( @hvndsomebitch ) Temperance - [ OPEN. ]

And that’s everything about this AU ! Thank you for taking the time to read through all of it. If you’re interested or know someone who would be interested in something like this, feel free to signal boost !

#( GROUP AU RECRUITING! )#╾ 「ᵍʳᵉᵉᶰ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵉᶰᵛʸ⋅」 ( SINS & VIRTUES AU. )#[ blaaaaeeeeeh h h h ]#[ here u guys gooooo ]

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yellow-yarrow · 7 years

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my tfbl headcanons: rhys is bi and trans fiona is lesbian vaughn is gay and trans sasha is bi the only cishet person in bl is jack

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frenziedslashers · 1 year

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Bro you’re literally my savior I just finished playing ALL of Borderlands games and I’ve been trying so hard to find any content about BL but there’s hardly any good ( x reader ) out there except for you 😭😭 I'm so inlove with Rhys especially the mustachy version of him lol so can I get husband Rhys & Wife Reader domestic headcanons plss Thank youu ❤

THIS LITERALLY MADE ME SO HAPPY. I am glad that I am providing for you guys lmao. I was looking for good Borderlands pics and there were NOT enough fics out there, so I took the responsibility of making some of my own for the community 💪💪

I will definitely write Rhys for you. He and Timothy are the loml's fr, so I will never turn down a request with them <3 You are so real for loving him with his mustache too. It has DEFINITELY grown on me LMAO I just love him sm

I got a little carried away with this. I just love domestic stuff with Rhys 😭😭 He is literally so perfect, I love him so much

Domestic Headcanons as Rhys Strongforks Wife:

Rhys would definitely treat you like you hung the stars and planets yourself. He would spoil you and praise you any chance he got. He may be a little awkward at times. No matter how long the two of you have been together for, he just gets a little nervous sometimes. He forget that you love him as much as he love you at times Plus, your beauty tends to make him nervous at times.

He is always making time for you. As the CEO of Atlas, it is definitely hard to make time for himself, but he doesn't care much about that. He cares about having time with you. Every second he has with you he cherishes. If he has to, he'll call you from work, but he'd much rather see you in the comfort of your guys' home. If you come and visit him he's all giddy and happy. He loves it when you take time out of your day to come and see him. It definitely makes him feel appreciated.

If you have family somewhere, he's definitely going with you to go and visit them. Even if it is on the face of Pandora. If you love them and want to see them, he's going with you. No use making a bad impression on his in-laws. He's not a complete snob.

He's always getting you gifts, too. There'll be times that he'll have zero look for trinkets for you when he sends him on runs. Claiming they're for his office, but everyone knows that he takes them home for you. He just loves seeing your reactions when he brings you something he knows you'll enjoy. Even if it's something as simple as a pretty rock or candy.

I can also see him being a family man. So if you ever express interests. on having kids with him he's over the moon excited. When he was younger and working for Helios, still. He hated the idea of kids. They were too much work and he didn't want to wind up neglecting them. Plus, he never thought he'd have a partner as caring and loving as you are. But now that he has his life together he's definitely returning the interest on kids if you bring it up. He'd love to see a little him or you running around causing chaos. He'd definitely be starting that night on making a baby if you let him -- or looking into adopting a kid if you preferred adoption.

Rhys LOVES showing you off to the world. He loves taking you on dates, taking you on trips, to business parties, anywhere that he can have his arm around your waist and show the world that you are his and he is yours. He loves the idea of everyone knowing that the CEO of Atlas has a wife as amazing as you are. It's not that he sees you as a trophy, but more so that he just likes flaunting how amazing you are. Even if you aren't with him, he takes every opportunity he can to talk about you to the people he trusts. To mention all the cute things you do and how just utterly amazing you are.

If you do wind up having a baby with him, he's taking a LOT of time off of work to spend it with you. He wants to witness everything. He'd hate to miss out of stuff because he was stuck in the office. So any chance he has, he's working from home. When he has to work in the office though, he's calling you every so often to make sure that you are doing alright. Especially the closer that you get to having the baby.

When he's being hunted by Katagawa he's got guards watching you. The last thing he needs is to find out that he took you from him. He'd never forgive himself if you got hurt because of him. These events definitely lead to him keeping your identity and whereabouts more secret in the future. He'll still ramble about you to everyone he trusts and knows wouldn't hurt you, but for now you'd be his secret from the world.

He does keep a photo of you on his desk. It's a photo of you and him on your guy's first date. You're kissing his cheek while he took a photo of the two of you. Anytime he's feeling stressed he always looks at it and daydreams for a little bit. There's no harm to it. It always winds up easing his mind.

When he comes home from a long day at work, no matter how late it is. The first thing he does is pull you close. Whether it be while you're awake, or if you're asleep. Which, normally it winds up waking you up. His face burried in the crook of your neck while you ask if he had a long day and he only groans in response. If you rub his shoulders or his scalp that normally relaxes him enough that he either falls asleep on you or he's eased enough to do something with you. Whether it be helping you make dinner, watching a movie, or something a little more intimate.

Speaking of intimate. If you are interested in sex, he does his best to please you anytime he can. He is definitely a romantic, so any day he has off from the office he likes to dedicate those to date nights and days that he can pleasure you. The ability to take all the time he can with you is what he prefers the most. These days may be rare, but they're always worth the wait when Rhys can have his way with you.

[Basically a one shot of when he asked you to marry him-]

As said above. Rhys is a romantic guy. He loves showing you that he loves you in anyway that he can. Surprising you with gifts and dates, but his best moment yet was the day that he asked you to marry him. He set the whole night up perfectly. A date to the movies, where you got to see the movie you had been rambling on about for the past week. It wasn't something he would normally be into, but for you he would watch it a million times on repeat. Then that followed up with dinner. Nothing big or too fancy. It was simply just your favorite restaurant. A place he knew that would bring a smile to your face because of the environment and delicious dessert. Which he agreed, he loved the pie there. Afterwards he walked you around for a while before taking you to where he had asked you out the first time, which was in the safety of your living room. Where he held you by your hands and stared down into your eyes. "Hey, this might be a lot to remember, but do you remember where I first asked you out?" To which you chuckle and nod, telling him it was right there in your living room. He smiles back, dropping to one knee while keep one of your hands in his. "Well, mind if I circle back and ask you to marry me here, too?" You pause a moment too long for Rhys' well-being. Sending him into a panic thinking maybe you don't want him. "Well, I mean, if you want to. If not we can still just date. We don't have to get married, or make anything official. I just, I like you, and I love you, and I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with you, but if you don't feel the same, I get it, I really do," and you wind up having to shut him up with a kiss. Muttering a soft yes into his mouth while the both of you hug on your knees on the floor. Locked in a kiss that neither one of you want to part from. He considers that his proudest moment. Even if he did wind up panicking thinking you didn't want him back, that only made it feel more real to him.

#rhys strongfork #borderlands 3 #tales from the borderlands #rhys strongfork x reader #x reader #rhys strongfork headcanons

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