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minetteskvareninova · 3 years

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So I checked @hurrems rankings of peoples’ most favourite characters in MCK and I have... Thoughts.

S1 10. Sultan Mustafa - Definitely deserved to be here in this chart, not in any specific place but here in general, so 10th place is kind of fitting for him? Anyways Boran Kuzum is very hot and underrated. 9. Handan Sultan - Eh? Seems to low for my gurl. 8. Haci Aga - Not a fan. The entire time, he was either simping Kösem or an asshole. Bülbül was constantly annoyed by him and for once Bülbül had the right idea. Didn’t deserve to beat Handan and Mustafa, I’ll tell you that much. 7. Sultan Ahmed - I am sorry, the best sultan ever only gets 7th place?! What is this travesty?! JUSTICE FOR AHMED! 6. Safiye Sultan - YASS QUEEN, WE STAN. 5. Ayşe Sultan - Really?! I mean, she was cool and I wish there was more of her in this show, but 5th place? Above Ahmed AND Safiye?! 4. Zülfikar Pasha - HAHA NO. Soldier dad is cool, but doesn’t deserve 4th place, period. Like, I don’t get it, he’s so boring! 3. Halime Sultan - You’re right hurrems it is was she deserves. *heart eyes* 2. Kösem Sultan - NO. Just no. This bitch right here screwed over the whole season with her Black Hole Sue antics and y’all are rewarding her for that?! Fuck off! 1. Hümaşah Sultan - I am sorry, what?! The worst actress in this show??? Higher than the main character??? What is wrong with y’all?!

S2 10. Atike Sultan - I am sorry, but no? People say she gets better in the season, but I am sorry, there is no redemption for this bish. Fuck her forever, full stop. 9. Esther Hatun - Underrated af. 9th place doesn’t do her justice. Truly this show’s biggest ladyboss. 8. Farya Bethlen - ...no? I mean I don’t hate her... Actually, I don’t care about her. Why is she here? In this chart? In this show? 7. Turhan Sultan - ??? 6. Şehzade Kasim - Eh? I mean he wasn’t that bad, I didn’t like him that much either. The whole Elanur fiasco dragged him DEEP down for me, I mean that was one of the dumbest things anyone has ever done in this show, and that’s saying something. 5. Telli Hümaşah Sultan - ??? 4. Kemakeş Pasha - I know objectively he’s not a great person, BUT LOOK AT THE HEART EYES HE’S GIVING KÖSEM, AAAAGH...!!! Ahem. If hurrems wanted to know why he’s so high in this chart, it’s because of that. And I know, it’s unfair to Derviş who didn’t chart at all. Forever bitter. 3. Haseki Ayşe Sultan - Disappointed, not surprised. I know y’all love her because of how much she was fucked over by the script, but c’mon. Gülbahar was robbed. 2. Gevherhan Sultan - Yeah, pretty much. That’s what she deserves for using the only braincell in her family. 1. Kösem Sultan - Like it could ever be anyone else?! Our queen. We are not worthy.

#magnificent century: kösem #minette complains #at least murad didn't chart #then again Osman and Bayezit didn't either #and look where Ahmed ended up #this fandom has shit taste in men #at least if this chart is anything to go by

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