#but I love this petty sad wet cat who respects his Librarian so goddamn much

[colbyheartland]

Okay so this is just crack but I couldn’t stop thinking about that post that points out Dream likes to make himself AT LEAST one to two inches taller than people he’s with except Lucien. (Also what a petty petty power move it’s so funny I can never unknow this. Why is he Like That)

What if he starts doing that with Hob after they get together. Just subtly and slowly shrinking himself until he’s like an inch shorter. But he does it slowly because he doesn’t want Hob to question him about it. Hob either assumes it’s Dreams eldritch nonsense or notices immediately because of all the changes Dream has ever made to his outfit, hair, ect his height has never changed. Hob decides not to say anything as Dreams forehead is now always within reach for kisses.

#dreamling #this is nonsense i’m so sorry #but I love this petty sad wet cat who respects his Librarian so goddamn much #and then turning true respect onto Hob in one of those subtle ways #because getting him to actually explain his feelings and actions is like pulling teeth #hob gadling #dream of the endless