#but also- im trying to convince my french friend to watch Master and Commander Like

[thekenobee]

As "promised" some Aubreyad thoughts my brain came up with instead of sleep.

Cracks:

-When threatening that french soldier in the Acheron's great cabin Jack goes "I won't hesitatiate bitch"

-Text from Pirates of the Caribbean where someone calls Jack just Jack sparrow and he corrects with "Captain jack sparrow" (or even cut out the "sparrow" part and it FITS.)

-"for england for home and the price" as they board the Acheron becomes Jack singing the Marseillaise instead. (like maybe the refrain with "aux armes citoyens" aka "to arms people"

-In the infirmary of Acheronm he and the doctor make thw hole "who tf are you" "asked you first" "asked you second"

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Now to the "random" thoughts.

Watching M&C in French must be like super funny because they go like "Fuck the french and all" while speaking french. Big comedy I imagine.

Remember the "Do you want to see a Guillotine in Picadilly?" (of course you do). Now from what I know of "Reverse of the Medal" puts another layer of HURT to that part. Like... if they had actually gotten that guillotine. and yeah you can imagine the rst of my thoughts and that was the reason I couldn't sleep further.

My mind also finally came up with pictures for that one Meme I've been wanting to make and I must make that now and shall post it in discord bc I have a feeling that only few will truly appreciate it.

Okay that's it for now. I'm leaving you back to your own thoughts now. Or adding a spin to mine. Whatever you choose.

*SAILS OFF TO HER COMPUTER*

Ok, I REALLY need to get down to it, don't I? Thank you so much for the ideas, I especially appreciate the I ASKED YOU SECOND PART😂 comedy gold

And AYE, I've been trying to keep my brain at bay and NOT TO THINK ABOUT HOW IT COULD HAVE BEEN GUILLOTINE and NOT THE PILLORY OH GOD DON'T THE TEARS JUST POUR AAAAAHHHHHHHHGHHH

#but also- im trying to convince my french friend to watch Master and Commander Like #how FUNNY it must be 😂 #thank you so much for the ask #lovely people ask me questions #💗 #and now gotta- *runs to Discord* #mystery star #ask #aubreyad #NOT THE GUILLOTINE AAAAAAAAHHH*SOBS*