#but keep in mind. alex and nat are also both nerds with drivers licenses and huge softies

[albatris]

I might have made this post before but

broke: quinn cooper seeks out specifically powerful and dangerous vampires to manipulate, blackmail, cosy up with and take advantage of for personal gain, both as a stupidly excessive show of gratuitous influence and power and just for the self-indulgent thrill of it

woke: quinn cooper seeks out specifically people who can drive to manipulate, blackmail, cosy up with and take advantage of because quinn cooper is a lazy fuck and also way too proud to admit they find road rules confusing. why the fuck is the britannia roundabout on kensington road like that. nat can you drive them to target please

#i had another joke post that was like....... #idk u might assume quinn's type is Vampires #quinn's type is actually just. nerds. people with drivers licences. softies #yes quinn was a little turned on when nat pinned them down with claws to their throat and threatened to murder them #yes quinn is insanely attracted to alex and likes when alex flashes its perfect pretty fangs #but keep in mind. alex and nat are also both nerds with drivers licenses and huge softies #also lmao @ quinn being all ''ooh I'm quinn cooper risk and murder and thrill make me feel alive and I'm in love with danger'' and #getting a kick out of mortal peril and being around dangerous predators #like quinn babe ik nat and alex are vampires so u can fool yourself into being all haha this is sexy and dangerous but also #the two people you are basically in love with and adore and feel safe around Just So Happen to be the two that #treat you with kindness and gentleness and you specifically trust them not to hurt you??? you dense fuck #quinn: ''I'm so cool and edgy I'm surrounded by vampires i love danger hehe'' #nat: *makes sure quinn eats three healthy meals a day and puts a lil blanket over them when they fall asleep on the couch* #alex: *kisses quinn on the forehead and always keeps an eye on them to make sure they're safe and takes note of #things quinn mentions in passing so it can surprise them with a specific gift or fun outing later* #the part of this relationship you enjoy is not danger or control or you being on some weird power trip quinn it's the existence of both #SAFETY AND VULNERABILITY #it's CARE #does it take quinn three books to figure this out? yeah. #a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears