#but like? a fairy duplicate of my dad could easily lie over the phone???

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a real phone call i made to my dad last night: hi i’m home now but i wanted to talk to you but you’re not home but i wanted to talk to you bc while i was driving i was spirited away by the fairies a now i’m not sure if this is the real you or if you’re the fake fairy duplicate you and i think if it was fairy you i wouldn’t be able to tell bc you could lie to me over the phone

#in case ur curious yes i am like this irl #part 2 #for context #i had spent literally all day shopping and was so fucking exhausted #and on the way back the classical music station was playing something that 1000% sounded like i was being spirited away #so i changed the station #but when i was turning onto my house’s street i was flipping through stations and the classical station came back on #and it was playing something that was very. and now the fairies have returned you #but then i could not get the garage open and i started joking that we were at the wrong house #and it still wouldn’t open so we were like WERE AT THE WRONG HOUSE #THIS IS OUR HOUSE THO??? i’ve seen it before. this is our house #(we as in me and my brother btw) #anyway so i wasn’t convinced that this was my real home and not a fairy duplicate and i wanted to check with my dad BUT HE WASNT HOME #did not know how long he would be gone so i called him bc it was urgent (obviously) #but like? a fairy duplicate of my dad could easily lie over the phone??? #anyway my dad took half a beat and was like ‘okay just wait a couple minutes’ #he had literally just pulled up outside #anyway. #@anyone with a psych degree: any guesses abt what’s wrong w me?