#but the noping out for 7 years because of vox's advances is so funny

[onesidedradiostatic]

unhinged mental images I had,

▪️Vox in front of a computer screen, in his incel den, going down a relationship advice/“dead bedroom” rabbit hole and reading something that sounds a little toooo like Alastor and he clicks more, more keywords, and eventually winds up reading about asexuality and aromanticism. While he’s doing this he’s like “yeah that’s MY problem too! *click* Hmmm….. *click* nope, he’s not a bride of Christ, would be hot though… *click* No. Back. Back. *click* hmn… *click* HMMNNN… *click* okaaay, READ MORE, *click* wait no… *click* no no no… ahah hah…” and he goes through the five stages of grief and a Darth Vader “NOOOOOO” then straight back into denial.

Actually i think that before he got to a full definition of aroace/a-spec, he’d nope out because that possibility is too terrifying for him to handle. If he doesn’t read it, it’s not real and it can’t hurt him…

▪️ “the A in lgbtqia+ stands for alastor” then Vox wakes up in a cold sweat

▪️ vox and alastor pre-breakup, sharing an after-work drink. There’s mood lighting, there’s smooth jazz. They look out the window at the city lights. “So, you’d never be interested in any of them?”

“No, never.”

“Hhh… hwow, ha ha well I guess that just leaves me then,”

“No, never.”

“Hahahah, you… i love you” *clinks glass*

▪️ the good old days, Vox showing Alastor his designs for a shared/collaborative tower like “See here, all of that’s yours, soundproofed, writing room, huge music library, mini fridge. And this floor would be mine, so we don’t distract each others work. That’s my set there, see? And on the top: Hell’s tallest signal tower”

“I can see you’ve put quite a lot of thought into this,”

“You bet I did! And this here would be our bedroom slash sex dungeon—”

LMAOOOOO yeah, bro would be DEEP in denial. vox said that last line and then alastor noped out for 7 years

#ask #osrs.txt #this is supposed to be a joke I picture the pre-rejection era being like pre-70s #but the noping out for 7 years because of vox's advances is so funny #radiostatic #staticradio #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor