#but this is chuuya pov and chuuya only knows what dazai told them bc this happened before they met

[zukkaoru]

[Dazai] and Elise once spent a week caring for one of the rats they picked up from the dungeons, until Mori caught them and gave them both an hour-long lecture on the dangers of playing with unvaccinated animals.

looking back through this fic and turns out sometimes i write things that are a little funny

#the great thing about memory issues is i wrote this like three days ago max and already completely forgot about it #i made it up on the fly but tbh i stand by it #best part is elise can't actually contract any diseases from wild animals so the lecture was completely useless for her #and dazai only started caring when mori said #'these diseases will be VERY PAINFUL. they will HURT. it will be a LONG DRAWN-OUT PANFUL DEATH. you will SUFFER. BADLY.' #also 'caring' for the rat is a stretch..... they were probably doing unethical experiments let's be real here #but this is chuuya pov and chuuya only knows what dazai told them bc this happened before they met #hello grace here #grace's writing tag