#but this peter pan au is very near and dear to my heart because fuck i love PP2003 but also because

[ebbpettier]

The neverland kisnapping AU?

anon this beast is EXTREMELY SELF-INDULGENT and i made it purely and 100% because peter pan has been a fixation of mine since i was a little sprog (specifically the 2003 version with jason isaacs as hook)

TL;DR baz and his siblings are awayed in the night by a sinister faerie creature known as peter pan, who baz finds out has been doing away with the lost boys when they get too old to play his games anymore.

(extra dangerousTM because baz discovers that not only can he be injured like a normal person here, but if you die in never-never-land you DO die in real life)

also finds out that captain hook used to be pan's right-hand playmate as a child and has been rescuing pan's castoffs to try to fight back, the guy takes baz under his wing and teaches him to swordfight. that coat is the one hook was wearing when pan maimed him, and he gave it to baz because it was the only thing he had on hand that would fit a teenager.

"Didst thou ever want to be a pirate, me hearty?"

bonus content when baz gets back to watford simon has a minor crisis about him looking all scarred up and adventurous and rugged

#heavily inspired by things ive heard abt Lost Boy n The Child Thief because my friend really loves em but god help me i cannot find a copy! #baz pitch #the pen is mightier #i have a lot of drawings i never posted just bc they either #1. didnt feel polished enough to justify sharing #2. were of OCs and i've got a little bit of Hangups and IssuesTM about showing those off to the internet #but this peter pan au is very near and dear to my heart because fuck i love PP2003 but also because #i love the intersection of carry on's idiom-based-magic and neverland's imagination-based-magic #EVERYTHING IS STORIES AND SONGS AND WORDS GIVEN POWER. #enjoy my mile long tags i could literally talk about this for hours but i'm big shy